SWMNBN agrees to MN webchat...

[ShowOfHands]

Not really.

Invite Matthew Bleeding Wright to your bash and forget about me.

Well havoc in your wake I can cause...

Enjoy your vol au whatsits and Boden stylings. Bring on the mischief.

It's like Home Alone but wittier and with more swearing.

[Mongolia]

Just when I was about to say... But I don't want to talk to chat with her!

[WomblesOfRichmondshire]

[FromGirders]

snort!

[SoupDragon]

What do you think her favourite biscuit is? Garibaldi perhaps... I can't imagine her being a Nice kind of person.
[cackle]

[ShowOfHands]

No, she likes Jammy Dodgers. One at 7.21am and another 47 minutes later.

[MaryBS]

ROFLMAO!

I have her down for malted milk...

[MaMight]

And nobody is allowed to make eye contact with her while she eats them.

[bibbitybobbityhat]

No! No! No!

Is Matthew Wright going?

Not really???

Ha ha

[SoupDragon]

Perhaps a Ginger Nut?

[notevenamousie]

And only in Daylight Hours. Nighttime is for Sleeping.

[mii]

he's not really going though is he?

is he?

[ShowOfHands]

No he had to decline. His enormous erection would have put the Boden-ites off their canapés. Such is his hard on for MN.

[SoupDragonHadAPersonalInvite]

That's not an erection, he's just a huge nob.

[JollyPirate]

Am loving this thread - all the MNHQ are away at their bash.... and ahem.... we are playing up. Love it.

Matthew Wright is a .

Oh but am so disappointed that SWMNBN is NOT comng in - if only so I could tell her that I threw her book in the bin.

[CaitlinMeringue]

heh heh heh