Can we please have a [boobies] emoticon?

[Jacksmama]

I think it should look something like this:

Only perhaps the nipples shouldn't be quite so red.

Thank you.

[Chickenshavenolips]

[cocolepew]

And why do you want to flash boobies at people, young lady?

[Jacksmama]

And please make them nice and perky.

Thank you.

[gigglewitch]

what's wrong with this

[Jacksmama]

I don't necessarily want to flash my boobies but DS has other ideas...

[gigglewitch]

bollocks. that will teach me to read the rest of the thread

[Jacksmama]

Well, it's just that I always think that very red nipples mean bad things like thrush .

[Jacksmama]

at gigglewitch

[Miggsie]

It does not look like a biscuit or a boob!

[Jacksmama]

Oh no Lenin, what happened?

[InterruptingKid]

ffs no

[gigglewitch]

don't ask her, she's traumatised

[Jacksmama]

[GunpowderTreasonAndDragons]

Oh yes, and why don't we have a penis and a fanjo too. And a bum for Friday nights.

[Jacksmama]

What a fantastic idea!!

[gigglewitch]

why can we only have a bum on friday nights then? is the bumsex thread only allowed out on fridays?

[UnquietDad]

I intend to keep abreast of this thread.

[gigglewitch]

pmsl @ UD

[UnquietDad]

It's probably just a storm in a D-cup.

[Jacksmama]

ROFL UD!!! More please!

[UnquietDad]

I'm all out of puns. I need more support.

[Jacksmama]

UnquietDad, you rock.