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The Essential Camping Gear

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QuintessentialShadowsOfDoom · 30/10/2009 20:51

I can demonstrate how inflatable antlers are The Essential Camping Gear.

Slubber can help.

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nevergoogledragonbutter · 30/10/2009 21:06

pardon?

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QuintessentialShadowsOfDoom · 30/10/2009 21:16

This is my own parallell universe. My secret little room, invisible in Chat. And you found me.

It must be fate.

I put a call out for you in chat.. lol

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nevergoogledragonbutter · 30/10/2009 21:18

well i'm waiting for your demonstration

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Aranea · 30/10/2009 21:18

Ooo, this is strange!

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PacificWerewolfwoohood · 30/10/2009 21:21




Chocolate, anyone? I've got mini Daim bars .
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nevergoogledragonbutter · 30/10/2009 21:22

but it's not invisible, not really.
you just forgot to give it a title no?

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QuintessentialShadowsOfDoom · 30/10/2009 21:24

no, I was posting on the thread about MNTV! I was adding a post after Slubberdeguillion. And I wound up in here....



It must be my be a malfunction in my dektop hadron collider.

passes around cookies.

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Aranea · 30/10/2009 21:25

Mmm, mini daim bars... I have been thinking I should stock up on mini choc bars in readiness for tomorrow night. But they are such a temptation.

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CaptainNancy · 30/10/2009 21:25

who are y'all?

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nevergoogledragonbutter · 30/10/2009 21:26

how odd.

does that have a USB port?

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Aranea · 30/10/2009 21:26

Oh, the old time-travelling particle issue raising its head again?

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NorbertDentressangle · 30/10/2009 21:26

I can see you but can you see me?

(PS -the text box I'm typing in is really small)

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watsthestory · 30/10/2009 21:27

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QuintessentialShadowsOfDoom · 30/10/2009 21:28

oh my demonstration!

Well.



You take some inflatable antlers, and you blow them up. Hang on a nearby tree, or on your tent, and you can use for drying laundry, or swimming trunks, hang your hat on, etc.

If you make bunting out of chocolate wrappers and hang from them, it will be like a scare crow effect, and birds will also stay away, and will NOT sit on your antlers and poo on your trunks.

Brilliant, eh?

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Ponders · 30/10/2009 21:29

OMG, is this Narnia revisited?

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Bleatblurt · 30/10/2009 21:31

Oooooo.

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QuintessentialShadowsOfDoom · 30/10/2009 21:31

dont blame ME, it is the hadron collider!

yes, usb, maybe I can disconnect?

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nevergoogledragonbutter · 30/10/2009 21:31

I'm concerned about the health and safety issues of the antler plan?

When is deer season?

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 30/10/2009 21:32

I heart this bizarro world of strange antlerness and worm holes

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QuintessentialShadowsOfDoom · 30/10/2009 21:32

oh. I did not think about that.

Do you think reindeer will try to RAM my tent/tree?

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nevergoogledragonbutter · 30/10/2009 21:33

eject the hadron collider now.

reckon i could be the next tech.

but what would i be called.

dragonbutterTECH?

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Tee2072 · 30/10/2009 21:33

Its like the Twilight Zone. Or the XFiles.

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QuintessentialShadowsOfDoom · 30/10/2009 21:34

I think DragonButteck has a nice ring to it...

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nevergoogledragonbutter · 30/10/2009 21:37

well the risks are twofold.

  1. if your antlers are verging on magnificent (and i suspect this would be the case if we also follow your buntin suggestion) then we may all have out tents trampled in the night by amours girly deers.


  1. we may find ourselves under gunfire attack from huntin', shootin', fishin' types with night vision goggles on.
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PacificWerewolfwoohood · 30/10/2009 21:38

Sorry to have butted in. You can keep the remainder of the Daim bars. Particle accellerators are beyond me. Off to bed.
But enjoy the antlers.

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