What do you want for Christmas from Mumsnet?

[RustyBear]

I would like

• a mobile/iPhone Mumsnet app

• a webchat with David Tennant

[lisad123wantsherquoteinDM]

someone to chat to, is all i ask

[FlameHasAnotherChick]

an iphone to use said mn app on

[moodlum]

A competition that I win for which the prize is two Vtech cyber pocket consoles with 6 games.

Festive emoticons. Additional festive emoticons such as "ffat" (festive fat) "fdrunk" (obvious) and "fpissedoffwithmyinlaws" (again, self explanatory). All of those sentiments I anticipate over the ffffestive period.

[nighbynight]

Ooooh another moldie saga, the last one had me riveted to the computer

[GeraldineMumsnet]

Another moldie saga?

Will put rest of the suggestions to justine the Christmas elves/the Christmas Time Lord.

[southeastastra]

one more emoticon - everyone votes on it, but only one is granted

[vvvodka]

a mumsnet for my iphone.

[GeraldineMumsnet]

I read that as "a vodka for my iphone" and thought, ooh, yes. End of a long week and all that

[whomovedmychocolate]

A little flag next to your name when you've been on the site more than say two years so new readers can skip our posts on the basis that we 'just say the same old shit every Friday about bumsex'

[GentleOtter]

Viggo Mortenson naked with a Stollen loaf.

[PoppyIsApain]

A webchat with Harlan Coben

[whomovedmychocolate]

Get that BNP feller on here - oh go on, we haven't had a good barney for ages

[LouIsAWeetbixKid]

Gentle Otter - I second that

[stakethroughtheheartofgold]

a separate aibu forum (which i could then hide) for the "who spends xmas where" threads...

[whomovedmychocolate]

We can ask him what kind of biscuits he likes to eat to soothe him during his non stop life of hate and mistrust of his fellow man mumsnetter.

[EdgarAllenPoo]

hmmmmm Stollen....

[Geocentric]

Viggo Mortenson naked with a Stollen loaf on a live webchat with video link...

[smallorange]

yeah and on the iphone could you make sure 'Hide this thread' is nowhere near 'active cons' or 'threads i'm on' because I keep hiding threads by mistake!

[RustyBear]

smallorange - I've got Threads I'm On & Active convos bookmarked on my iPhone - it's much easier to get at them that way than trying to touch the tiny words. I still keep hiding threads when trying to click on them though

[GentleOtter]

Yes, Geocentric. If Mumsnet Towers were strapped for space he could do the live webchat from my house.

[cocolepew]

A video chat with Harlan Coben, and I'll go.

[Geocentric]

Good for you, GentleOtter, thats the true, self-sacrificing Christmas Spirit!

[DailyMailNameChanger]

I love SEA's idea, a few different emoticons we could all vote for, the winner we get to keep.

Brilliant idea SEA!

[ByThePowerOfGreyskull]

I would love the answer to that age old question of
what can I buy DH for Christmas for about £100 that he will love.

[JANEITEPatrickNormanMcHennesy]

I'd like a little flag next to my name AND Vigo M (scrap the stollen) AND link ups to Alan Rickman's voice saying lovely things just to Janeite AND everybody to rec me something to read please. Oh and a smiley that is shaped like a garden gnome please.