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how do i report or delete a message?

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juicychops Tue 09-Jun-09 19:37:37

please?

EccentricaGallumbits Tue 09-Jun-09 19:39:07

you jump up and down and shout really loudly.

alternitively you could click the red exclaimation mark over to the top right of the page.

thisisyesterday Tue 09-Jun-09 19:39:15

click the red exclamation mark at the end of the posters name

juicychops Tue 09-Jun-09 19:42:03

thanks smile

psychomum5 Tue 09-Jun-09 19:44:51

you bang on the doors of the towers, and if they fail to listen, then stand outside techs shed with an axe, and wave it about your head in a threatening manner.

they tend to listen then

onagar Tue 09-Jun-09 19:47:03

It isn't mine is it? I've been on here a fair while now and STILL not managed to get one deleted. I feel a failure somehow

juicychops Tue 09-Jun-09 19:48:30

reported but still waiting. how long does it take??

im here waving my axe!

psychomum5 Tue 09-Jun-09 19:50:25

you are clearly not being threatenting enough.

you have to shout a bit too......and don a cloak to ensure maximum flappy sounds to give to the eerieness of the towers...

juicychops Tue 09-Jun-09 19:55:49

im waiting here impatiently, breathing heavily axe in one hand, bloodied dager in the other. wild dogs lashing out at the door dying to be unleashed

.... and cloak flapping in the wind!!!....

psychomum5 Tue 09-Jun-09 19:56:49

you need the bats too then I fear.

<<opens the belfry>>

juicychops Tue 09-Jun-09 19:59:08

....blood-thirsty bats circling overhead....

juicychops Tue 09-Jun-09 20:01:13

....and the giant ugly troll with evil red eyes has began to emerge from beneith the drawbridge...hes dragging himself up the stone...

poopscoop Tue 09-Jun-09 20:05:16

is it your own post or someone elses you want deleted?

psychomum5 Tue 09-Jun-09 20:06:51

noooooooooooo

you are NOT meant to release the troll.

<<runs around screaming for help>>

juicychops Tue 09-Jun-09 20:28:50

he's coming....

psychomum5 Tue 09-Jun-09 20:29:29

<<hides under a rock>>

<<peers out>>

<<hides under a bigger rock>>

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 09-Jun-09 21:53:17

Put that troll down right now!

Juicychops: sorry for the delay <shoves badly behaved children back into bed for umpteenth time>

Your call has now been answered.

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 08:13:09

<<throwa arms 'round helen in sheer relief>>

was cold under that rock all night

<<shakes arms and legs to get feeling back>>

BecauseImWorthIt Wed 10-Jun-09 08:15:08

grin You're all nuts, you do know that, don't you?!

(not you, Helen - or at least not to my knowledge ...)

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 08:17:09

me, nutshmm

how very dare you!!

<<unclicking frozen limbs>>

TrillianAstra Wed 10-Jun-09 08:31:24

Telling people 'the red exclamation mark' is not necessarily the most useful you know, cos on MN new it's words saying 'report post'. And if someone is asking how to do it they are more likely to be new people and therefore on new MN.

(just trying to help the poor newbies)

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 09:30:38

<<shake>>

<<quiver>>

helen, the trolls are still out!! you didn;t lock them up properly..........did tech change the locks and get defective keys againhmm<<tut>>

<<returns to rock and crawls back in>>

juicychops Wed 10-Jun-09 09:44:39

thanks Helen smile

psychomum5 Wed 10-Jun-09 09:47:28

don;t thank her, she left the trolls out.

YOU let the trolls out<<glares>>

I blame you!!

wink

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 10-Jun-09 10:01:55

Er, I think you'll find it was juicychops who let the trolls out <deftly passes buck>

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