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Can we have a gerbil section please?

(18 Posts)
rickman Wed 27-Apr-05 18:17:38

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Fio2 Wed 27-Apr-05 18:20:07


very good idea rickman

TheVillageIdiot Wed 27-Apr-05 18:20:24

omg - I know I'm gonna get moaned at for posting on here but how funny!!!!!!! absolutely pmsl!!!

happymerryberries Wed 27-Apr-05 18:21:51

With sub sections for feeding, behaviour and evelopment, education of the beast and a big sectiion for deviant sexual practices!!!!

TheVillageIdiot Wed 27-Apr-05 18:23:45

Don't forget small business ads sections so I can sell my old toilet roll tubes.

lou33 Wed 27-Apr-05 18:27:37

i believe certain celebrities could be tempted into mn if we had a gerbil section

TheVillageIdiot Wed 27-Apr-05 18:28:41

ooooo celebs <pant pant pant>

rickman Wed 27-Apr-05 18:29:11

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TheVillageIdiot Wed 27-Apr-05 18:31:29

oh please, stop. How about creative writing?

happymerryberries Wed 27-Apr-05 18:33:19

Card making with pressed gerbils

Blu Wed 27-Apr-05 18:34:04

lol rickman

TheVillageIdiot Wed 27-Apr-05 18:34:30

weight loss: Is your gerbil on atkins?

Or should that be on the thread cliches?

Davros Wed 27-Apr-05 22:32:34

What's that old joke about how do you stop a gerbil splitting? Wrap it with sellotapte before you f**k it, or something like that..... a very important geriblling tip, do I get a prize?

gingerbear Wed 27-Apr-05 22:34:16

Davros, you are sick

LGJ Wed 27-Apr-05 22:35:06


Only just getting to a point where the bat's appearance doesn't require me to have counselling sessions

Davros Wed 27-Apr-05 22:36:40

Thanks, do I get a prize then?
Could always wrap sellotape round the bat...

Blu Wed 27-Apr-05 22:37:59

yes - if davros is going to carry on like that, we will have to ask for a clause stating a gerbils right to respect and moral support in The Mumsnet Philosophy

Davros Wed 27-Apr-05 22:39:31

And they should be breastfed..... by cod

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