Hot news - Tech (the original and the best) is in the House

[JustineMumsnet]

He's only passing through for a couple of hours but if there's anything you'd like - an update on American soaps for example - now's the time to ask.

[JustineMumsnet]

Oh dear - he'll be terribly hurt if no one says hello.

[MamaG]

Hello Tech

Have you got a new shed? Do you miss us? Do you miss me most of all?

[bosch]

Helllooooo!

[NotCod]

are ouy really fat now?

[JustineMumsnet]

We just showed him this post from OhWellNeverMind - he's practically suicidal...

[NotCod]

and hello btw
where ARE oyu in america

[JustineMumsnet]

No Comment on the fatboy stuff

[NotCod]

tech i am off to costa rica on the mn comp.
Justine has promised me i will win.
and my cat has started psotign on mn,

[coppertop]

Are American sheds superior to UK ones?

Are you back to tell off keep an eye on the new techs?

[NotCod]

oh and have you seen teh SIZE of the server?

[PestoMonster]

Managed to avoid all the hurricanes then, eh?

[NotCod]

HE Caused the hadron hting to collapse

thats why he is skulking

it hink they are all off for a boozy lunch

[PestoMonster]

Did he?

[coppertop]

I keep reading the thread title as "Hot Tech is in the house". Is this a deliberate lure?

[NotCod]

well i tried JUStine.
i wounded him wiht he chubby hting didnt i?
sory t

[Carmenere]

I have been staunchly defending your good techy name around here and refusing to allow other posters to refer to YMT and BT as 'tech'

[MamaG]

Is he too busy squaring up to BigTech to talk to us?

Or are his fingers too fat to go on the keys

[QuintessentialShadows]

Hello Tech!

Hows "over there" treating you?

[PestoMonster]

Was it Florida you buggered off to moved to?

[Tortington]

are you still as hunky as ever with rippling bicepts?

[PestoMonster]

Have you got any interesting new hobbies like alligator-wrestling?

[Tech]

I am:

• OK thank you very much
  
• Very fat on too many burgers
  
• Very impressed with the new techs (through clenched teeth one feels one should acknowledge this)
  
• Regretting coming in cos they've collared me to fix a load of stuff I broke / left undone before I left.
  
• Off out for a bit of lunch

[MamaG]

ooh what are you having for lunch - a Greggs sausage roll@?

[IdrisTheDragon]

With a fruit shoot?