Oh Mumsnet - you still haven't solved my wee problem!

[Rhubarb]

I cannot change my name in the registration bit.

Now I'm not a huge name-changer but for reasons that I emailed you about, MNHQ, I needed to change. Since replying to the email from you asking if things were sorted yet, I haven't heard and still the thing keeps resetting with my original name!

Are you trying to tell me something?

[castille]

Oh, I was going to suggest antibiotics

[GordontheGopher]

I thought you were talking about a urinary tract infection there for a minute...

[Rhubarb]

Actually I suppose I could try that!

Sorry, I should have put Mumsnet HQ in the title!

[Tnoog]

lol

[Rhubarb]

LOL! At least it got you all to look!

Oh no! Now MNHQ won't bother looking at my thread and I'll never ever be able to change!

[Rhubarb]

I know, I'll report myself!

[Rhubarb]

Oooooh, I'm dying to tell MN all about this! It's seriously good goss but I seriously need to change my name! Trying to keep quiet is just killing me!

[Rhubarb]

Oh but they might just delete the thread!

[Rhubarb]

Actually the thread title should read "Oi Mumsnet" "Oh" sounds pathetic!

[Rhubarb]

Do you know I picked this bogey the other day and it looked just like George Clooney!

So I ate him.

[Giraffescantdancethetango]

if your eating boggies no wonder you have a uti

[Rhubarb]

Right well I'm off to watch a DVD and eat crisps and drink wine and my secret will just have to stay with me then!

Tough pooey pants!

I would have liked to have shared it but i can't and it was really really really good an' all!

[Rhubarb]

I don't eat boggies, only bogies and George Clooney.

[Rhubarb]

Boy are you missing out on some hot goss!

Oh well. I did my best! Now where did I put that bellybutton fluff that looked like Dr Who?

[Rhubarb]

[RubberDuck]

I've been trying to attract Tech's attention to no avail either. Is Tech on holiday?

[Rhubarb]

Dunno, but I did report myself on this thread hoping they'd reply, or send me an email, but nothing yet.

Are they all on their hols then?

[Hecate]

get a hotmail account and register another name. Won't be a namechange, it'll be a whole other identity....

[Hecate]

Of course, now we'll be looking for a shocking thread by a newbie and we'll know it's you.

[spicemonster]

Was it about TenaLady? I think that was a Freudian slip in the title.

CAT me your problem and I'll post your OP for you

[StealthPolarBear]

just post it on behalf of a 'friend'
come on we're all burning with curiosity

[Rhubarb]

Tenalady? Nope.
I do have another hotmail account that is registered with Mumsnet but it refuses to acknowledge that one.

I really can't post it on behalf of a friend. I'll explain why when I manage to change my bleedin' name!

Thanks spicemonster! But no. I'd have to get you to reply to all the replies!

[StealthPolarBear]

wasnt really serious - after all we'd be a bit suspicious!
is odd that you personally are having these problems, wonder if there's a general problem with name changing

[WasStealthPolarBear]

?

[Rhubarb]

It's just me. They obviously don't want me being anything other than rhubarb. Not even DanielJohnston!