Thread juxtaposition

[NoodleStroodle]

Jesus, this isn't fun! Will it get better? I think I might go mad!

Joseph Thread - the story continues

[Tech]

huh?

[southeastastra]

i am not a

placenta

[NoodleStroodle]

huh????

Joseph was Jesus' dad....

[SaintGeorge]

Stop confusing poor Tech by putting things in Site Stuff.

I bet he came rushing over to give this thread his full attention and is now sitting in his shed scratchng his head in puzzlement

[SaintGeorge]

scratching

[NoodleStroodle]

Oh sorry Tech

[CountessDracula]

Summer mumsnet picnic
for all you struggling with constipated dcs and those who will NOT poo in the loo


(pmsl will be a very poorly attended picnic)

[Whizzz]

Just watching the "Baking Of" documentary about that Skoda Fabia ad (with the car made of cake)

Share your scary recipes here ...

[Posey]

Lazy Kids

Anyone selling Bugaboo board?

[Whizzz]

Is there anything good on the Tv tonight????

DIANA CONCERT

[Posey]

Would you take nine 10 year olds to...

Mumsnet Village Show

[Whizzz]

Today I have....

mastitis

Urgent Advice Needed re milk supply

[Whizzz]

Good housekeeping : I'm about to put my £1200 wedding dress in the washing machine!!! EEK Am I mad!!

Style : Outfit for a wedding

[Whizzz]

help - lost sex drive

FISHER PRICE BALL BLASTER


sorry couldn't resist

[lilymolly]

can someone explain this thread to me? Are you taking the mick or is this some mnet thing that I have not yet been exposed to?

[Whizzz]

Rules : You look down the list of Active Convos & if 2 consecutive thread titles are mildly amusing, you copy & paste them to one of these threads to make others smirk. Keeps me amused anyway

[lilymolly]

oh I get it! Iam a bit slow on the uptake
There was another "emoticon" game going on this pm which was TOTALLY over my head

[JoMa]

the emoticon game is a bit like mornington crescent, completely over a lot of heads (including mine) until one day it just clicks!

[Whizzz]

What's the most memorable thing YOU said while you were giving birth?

OMG - Just tipped wine on the laptop

[Whizzz]

words and phrases which set your teeth on edge....

Boris Johnson for London Mayor

[DaddyJ]

I found this one particularly disturbing:

Potty Trainnig Twins

* Hey DaddyJ*

[CatIsSleepy]

Update on fruit and veg prob

Still blooming and getting bigger

[PotterCandles]

How much should dd be eating now she is 1yr+

ds has just eaten some ant powder, do i need to panic?

[CatIsSleepy]

can we have a 'Hooray, good news!' thread please?
omg - think I might be pg

[CatIsSleepy]

Texting a bloke OK or running into dangerous ground

Is this dodgy or what...