It's the Christmas name change competition!

[MrsLornaClausMumsnet]

Oh I wish it could be Christmas, every day!
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play...

It's the most wonderful time of the year and what's merrier than a Christmas name change competition?

We’re after seasonal name changes that are a play on your usual name– or a new, Christmassy name altogether! To enter, post here under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is. You have till noon this Friday (the 23rd) to post, then we’ll pick a winner.

The Mumsnetter with the winning name will receive a prize from our magical cupboard of stuff treats and we will send it to you in January.

Good luck and be merry!

[CheesesofNazareth12]

Just changed mine. Merry Christmas!

[badvocaattasteflump]

Formerly badtasteflump

[DeepAndCrispAndEvenTheWind]

Formerly EvenTheWind

[iklboo]

Slight change!

[iklboo]

Cack. Not worked yet.

[WhoKn0wsWhereTheMistletoes]

WhoKn0wsWhereTheTimeGoes here.

[iklboodolphRedNoseReindeer]

Test - might just be app!

[Santamajormummy000]

I wanted to be SgtmajorMortificado but this will have to do!

[NativityDisaster]

Formerly NauticalDisaster

[TheSlaughterOfTheMortificados]

The piss artist formerly known as Flappy'smammyandPopeInExile

[TheSlaughterOfTheMortificados]

And prior to "Flappy"

PapalYoungPretenderMortificado

and before that

2kids2dogsnosense

(They get more and more exciting, don't they?)

[stabbybitchTheXmasWitch]

I'm normally stabbybitch.

[GrinchyKiwi]

Enormous change from GrouchyKiwi.

[ImtheChristmasCarcass]

Former AcrossthePond55.

Just want to enter, even though I'm not eligible since I'm not in the UK.

(But shouldn't we all get 'participation trophies' anyway?)

[CrapWreathKeith]

The poster formerly known as CatThiefKeith signing in.

[RaptorInaFestiveFez]

AKA RaptorInaPorkPieHat

[FookyNellTheCatsGotTheTurkey]

The poster previously known as Fooky Nell

[HerChristmasFattyness]

Massive change from HerRoyalFattyness

[whereareyousellotape]

Previously whereareyousleep plus I really cant find the bloody thing

[DeckTheHallsWithLimbsOfZombie]

'Tis I! Zombie!!

[RemusLupinsChristmasMovie]

Loving yours, Zombie.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie

[Rumpoleonthebaileys]

Rumpole here having a festive drink. Merry Christmas all!

[ChuckSnowballs]

Usually ChuckBiscuits, then ChuckGravestones. With a seasonal feel.