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MUMSTOCK 2016 - I can tell them ALL about how to market to mums...

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BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:43:03

Right here like * rolls up sleeves*

1. do not treat us as mums
2. do not make us lambrini girl types ( yes YOU Ryvita)
3. Do not call us girls, mums, or busy mums
4. Do not depict us in t shirts with an open shirt on top ( WTAF is that about)
5. DO not make our husbands into imbeciles

and thats just me getting started

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:43:52

Do not have promotional events in London during the day when most of us are either working ( YES! WE DO!) or wrangling toddlers

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:46:06

gambling companies.. YOU. CAN. JUST. STOP IT NOW

WTAF is this shite about?

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:46:53

this is another personal TOP HATED

DonkeyOaty Mon 07-Dec-15 12:49:46

Also don't picture us laughing eating salad. I know it's a Thing but no, just no. Feck Orf.

DonkeyOaty Mon 07-Dec-15 12:50:35

Yogurt is NOT orgasmic thankyouverymuch.

TakeMeUpTheNorthMountain Mon 07-Dec-15 12:51:20

Don't picture us looking like we have had a bloody big climax when really we just got the limescale off the tap....

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:53:16

in an open shirt

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:55:43

try and diversify from the Brady Bunch family, disabled kids, single parents, MORE THAN TWO KIDS ( this probably the most shocking of all)

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:56:11

* realises the brady bunch was in fact a blended family and so the post makes NO SENSE at all *

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:58:27

ooh i see the ASDA guy is a guest speaker. Maybe he can explain that awful xmas advert with the Martyr Mum a few years ago,,,

BrendaandEddie Mon 07-Dec-15 12:59:35

ooh look the Dad seems to be Dave Gorman

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