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Chicken emotion please?

(19 Posts)
howtorebuild Tue 25-Aug-15 13:55:28

We know it's possible.wink

Simurgh Tue 25-Aug-15 13:57:07

Back off howtorebuild. I got the [gin] emoticon request in first. grin

BabCNesbitt Tue 25-Aug-15 13:59:25

Chickens are fairly deadpan, I think?

Simurgh Tue 25-Aug-15 14:15:07

I suppose you could have a 'mellow' chicken. wink I guess we have to leave it to Tech's ingenuity.

howtorebuild Tue 25-Aug-15 14:32:51

GN have a roast chicken.

Simurgh Tue 25-Aug-15 14:34:54

Posh! grin

LumelaMme Tue 25-Aug-15 14:41:19

We need a [vomit] emoticon.

I could then apply it to all those threads which begin, 'Isn't XYZ Politician the hottest thing ever?'

FruSirkaOla Tue 25-Aug-15 15:19:18

Yeah, I saw that on GN this morning. 'Tis rather fun!

FarelyKnuts Tue 25-Aug-15 15:21:09

Do chickens have emotions?
How can you tell?
Do they have chicken therapists? (Mother Hens maybe)

BeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 26-Aug-15 16:48:36

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scrappydappydoo Wed 26-Aug-15 16:55:10

Ah not sure about that - you'll have people boasting that they've annoyed at least 100 people with their chicken opinion as opposed to your uneconomical 4..

Simurgh Wed 26-Aug-15 17:08:39

I'm warming to the notion of a sozzled chicken - perhaps a chicken lying with legs akimbo and clutching a green bottle. Nobody would have the faintest idea what is was in that small size of course but it could be interesting to see what they made of it. grin

I wonder what we could actually use a chicken emoticon for though ? hmm

howtorebuild Wed 26-Aug-15 17:15:54

On GransNet they use the chicken emotion for dinner. We could use it for describing people who are avoiding something though not in a PA way, a jokey way. Magic chicken threads will never be the same.

lljkk Wed 26-Aug-15 17:27:53

It's gotta be a rubber chicken, no?

Simurgh Wed 26-Aug-15 17:30:33

It's come to me - as in a dream and totally uninspired by a gin bottle of course. There could be a Christmas 'Emoticon Competition' with members voting for their favourite to be installed for a year (and the proceeds split between MN's nominated charities if people wanted a link to a donation site to accompany the vote.)

I haven't thought this through yet. More [spring water] required I think.

TiredButFineODFOJ Wed 26-Aug-15 20:24:20

Wank badger emoticon!!! Also, cocklodger - can be a cockrel in a house been thinking about this

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 28-Aug-15 11:58:04

Why did the chicken cross the road from Gransnet to Mumsnet?

Er, it didn't. Or hasn't yet <runs away in clown shoes>

KateSMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 28-Aug-15 12:02:29

Simurgh

It's come to me - as in a dream and totally uninspired by a gin bottle of course. There could be a Christmas 'Emoticon Competition' with members voting for their favourite to be installed for a year (and the proceeds split between MN's nominated charities if people wanted a link to a donation site to accompany the vote.)

I haven't thought this through yet. More [spring water] required I think.

<hands Simurgh an invigorating glass of squash> Keep going...

coffeeisnectar Fri 28-Aug-15 12:05:15

Also votes for chicken emoticon. Either alive or cooked.

And the posh cakes that gn have.

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