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I'd like a Kenneth topic

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 19:46

For those people who's lives have been touched in some way by a Kenneth.

And those that feel their Kennethless lives lack something and want support in getting to a Kenneth.

It would be nice to have a space to escape the madness to discuss the many factions of Kenneth's.

When will this be ready HQ?

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poorbuthappy · 22/05/2015 19:49

??????

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WorraLiberty · 22/05/2015 19:50

Ooooh Matron!

I'd like a Kenneth topic
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hesterton · 22/05/2015 19:52

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Allalonenow · 22/05/2015 19:52

Oh Yes! Kenneth Williams would be a fixture!

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ThinkAboutItTomorrow · 22/05/2015 19:52

Too right Honeydragon. We've suffered in silence for too long. MNHQ have to hear us now.

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IsletsOfLangerhans · 22/05/2015 19:52

My favourite Kenneth

I'd like a Kenneth topic
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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 19:53

Many of us are affected by Kenneth's and some of us are Kenneth's.

I see Worra's in favour Grin

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TiggyD · 22/05/2015 19:54

I have no Kenneth in my life in any way. Is that also a problem? A dearth of Kenneths?

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butterflyballs · 22/05/2015 19:56

They killed Kenny. The bastards.

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 19:57

Yes, modernity has brought forth the dearth of the Kenneth.

Experts say the decline is so serious that by 2049 there will be as few as twelve Kenneths in the population Sad

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Allalonenow · 22/05/2015 19:57

Perhaps a sub-section for those with no Kenneth issues?

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 19:58

Oh yes definitely a sub section for those that specifically want to come and not discuss Kenneth would be a good idea.

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InQuiteAPickle · 22/05/2015 19:59

My son is called Kenneth. He is amazing.

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NerrSnerr · 22/05/2015 20:00

I once worked with a man called Kenneth. He was a bit of a twat. Can we slag Kenneth's off on this topic?

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 20:01

could you loan him to Tiggy for a bit, Pickle?

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ouryve · 22/05/2015 20:01

The last Kenneth I knew was born in the 90s.

It's a fine name, roared out of the back door.

Kenneettthhhhhh!! Gerrin the hoose!

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 20:01

If they were twatty Kenneth yes, amazing Kenneths are to be applauded though.

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InQuiteAPickle · 22/05/2015 20:04

Yes, of course.

Not really. I don't even have a son called Kenneth, I don't even have a son. I may have had wine.

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Anniegetyourgun · 22/05/2015 20:08

My dad was a Kenneth. (True. No wine involved.) Funny thing though, the more you type it the odder it looks. Now it doesn't even look like a name at all...

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HoneyDragon · 22/05/2015 20:08

Damnit Pickle!

I was going to suggest a breeding programme.

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PinkSquash · 22/05/2015 20:12

My ex's middle name was Kenneth. Tres cool. Envy

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merrymouse · 22/05/2015 20:12

Surely no life has been untouched by Sir Kenneth Branagh?

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PinkSquash · 22/05/2015 20:16

Could we all wear Kenneth bags to show the world the Kenneth love?

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InQuiteAPickle · 22/05/2015 20:21

Maybe MumsNet could endorse Kenneth bags in some way and we could all get one for free? MNHQ?

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TiggyD · 22/05/2015 20:23

My favourite Kenneth. Although he wasn't a Kenneth by birth but a Maurice. I hope this thread accepts trans-Kenneths.

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