It's the 2014 Halloween name change competition! POLL OPEN - VOTE NOW!

[TheLateKateMumsnet]

It's close to miiiiidnight
And something trolly's lurking in the dark

Under the mooooonlight
You see a name that almost stops your heart

You pour a giiiiin
But terror shakes your hand before you make it

You start to post
As terror looks you right between the eyes - you're paralysed!

'CAUSE THIS IS NAME CHANGE! NAME CHANGE NIGHT!
And nothing's going to save you from the pun about to strike
You know it's name change! Name change night!
Fighting for a prize inside a name change, name change toniiight...

Dig out the fake blood and your thinking caps - it's time to come up with a scarily good Halloween name change

Post on this thread under your new name telling us what your usual nickname is (so we can see the hilarious joke you've made. I'm usually KateSMumsnet)

We'll give you til Monday 27th to post with your new name, and then we'll create a poll of the 10 best names.

You'll then have til 30th to vote for your favourite, and we'll announce the winner on the 31st. One lucky MNer will win this collection of hastily cobbled together stuff excellent items: Beat the Parents board game; The Classic Adventures of Paddington Bear; and Rococo: Mastering the Art of Chocolate.

UPDATE - The poll is open cast your vote now!
HAVE FUN!

[TheHouoooooondsBitch]

I'm usually TheHoundsBitch... Not very imaginative but I'll join in anyway!

[wooooosualsuspect]

My usual name is usual.

[o0]

Well I can't change mine.

It says usernames have to be 4 characters long. Since when?

I was going to change to the not at all rubbish Bo0.

[wooooosualsuspect]

You will have to be Boo0

[Smashingpumpkinofcourse]

Usually Flinging Melon, so it wasn't a long thought process...

[WitchesBrewniperTisane]

or o0saysBo0.

Its JuniperTisane, btw.

[FeelItTickling]

Now I'm thinking mine is a bit pervy rather than scary.

Usually FelixTitling

[wickedwitchofwaterloo]

I changed mine for Halloween 2009 and liked it so much I never changed it back. Oops.
Hmmm.

[o0]

I don't know who you are talking to as it can't be me. I don't exist. All us twoeys and threeeys are just figments of your imaginations.

I blame Tech.

[o0]

[Guitarghoul]

I think oO is quite halloweeny-sounding anyway

Am usually Guitargirl

[PinkAndBlueBedtimeScares]

I used to be PinkAndBlueBedtimeBears... Check me out for originality.. Clearly the winner

Is anyone actually good at this sort of thing? I struggle massively with NC anyway, as I can never remember what I'm called!

[Guitarghoul]

P.S. Is that tech dancing?

That's how have always pictured tech...

[AlyssThePumpkinQueen]

I'm normally xalyssx.

[slimytoad]

Usually slithytove

[wooooosualsuspect]

ooooh hats

[GhostPeopleAreMad]

I used to be MostPeopleAreMad. OK, not very imaginative, sorry...

[WooooooToAiieeee]

Used to be ArghToAhhh.

Could've stuck with the original, really.

[WitchesBrewniperTisane]

(me)

[VileStatistyx]

Here we go
I was Vitalstatistix - halloween name VileStatistyx

notice the Styx as in river Styx ?

took me bloody ages.

[RatherInterredInBanshees]

Previously RatherInterestedInCheese.

Hmmm. I think I'll try out one of these

[Frogisatwat]

Can anyone help me? Obviously I will forgo the competition bit...

[Bewooohooove]

It's me, Behoove!

[Bewooohooove]

frog

Something for the cauldron? LegsOfFrog

[ChillySpooker]

Usually JillySuper -