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Darling MNHQ, please, please, please could you arrange for the Biscuit Emoticon to fucking do one?

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HoneyDragon Wed 02-Apr-14 19:41:05

Really, please, just make it go.

If people don't wish to comment, than they can simply

<<drum roll>>

Not write anything at all

Or it's meant to be sneery.

Or someone misunderstands it and offers it nicely with tea. And then gets flounced at with impunity. As no one really knows whether it's offensive or not.

In fact there are so many interpretations of what the biscuit means according to each individual, that technically you could probably have an entire thread using only the biscuit, with each poster making a unique comment.

There's another election due soon, it stopped being ironic and funny about 5 months after the thread that birthed it.

Seriously, just retire it.

I'm sick of trying to figure out why someone may have posted a biscuit. Post something clever, post something stupid. But don't post Gordens fucking biscuit angry

kukeslala Wed 02-Apr-14 21:19:31

biscuit

kukeslala Wed 02-Apr-14 21:19:56

It had to be done... Sorry!

AryaOfHouseSnark Wed 02-Apr-14 21:22:39

I don't mind the biscuit itself, but the very first biscuit thing really pisses me off. I think we should have tickers stating just how many biscuits have been given. That will stop the fuckers.

owlbegoing Wed 02-Apr-14 21:22:56

owlbegoing Wed 02-Apr-14 21:23:44

Like that HoneyDragon? grin

kukeslala Wed 02-Apr-14 21:30:38

Damn I think that was my very first biscuit, and I forgot the rule of letting every one know!

HoneyDragon Wed 02-Apr-14 21:34:39

You are all asshats grin

AryaOfHouseSnark Wed 02-Apr-14 21:34:42

<adjusts biscuit list>

MadameJosephine Wed 02-Apr-14 21:36:55

Oooh can we have an asshat emoticon instead?

TheCowThatLaughs Wed 02-Apr-14 21:37:11

TheCowThatLaughs Wed 02-Apr-14 21:38:59

Just checking I could do a blank post. I agree with the op.that biscuits are annoying and pointless and make me fat

LyndaCartersBigPants Wed 02-Apr-14 21:39:44

And while you're at it could you please change the bracketed word for flowers to flowers so that they're suitable for every occasion, thanks!

Or even thanks

LyndaCartersBigPants Wed 02-Apr-14 21:40:11

Ooh you've done it already!!!

DaleyBum Wed 02-Apr-14 21:41:39

I would like a medal emoticon.

biscuit

wink

owlbegoing Wed 02-Apr-14 21:44:01

When you get rid of the biscuit could we have a G&T instead Tech?
Please?
Pretty please?
grin

RustyBear Wed 02-Apr-14 21:47:36

Or the TARDIS back?

Nessalina Wed 02-Apr-14 21:49:36

Actually, the thing that annoys me most about the biscuit is that on the phone app it is represented by an emoticon of a Japanese rice ball with nori decoration. Fact.

PartialFancy Wed 02-Apr-14 21:51:58

But... but... what will I have with my brew?

ShimmeringInTheSun Wed 02-Apr-14 21:52:28

[tardis] not sure if this will work or not.

ShimmeringInTheSun Wed 02-Apr-14 21:52:39

nope!

AryaOfHouseSnark Wed 02-Apr-14 21:54:51

I think we need a [cat] emoticon or at the very least a [viper].

HeartsTrumpDiamonds Wed 02-Apr-14 21:56:10

In fact there are so many interpretations of what the biscuit means according to each individual, that technically you could probably have an entire thread using only the biscuit, with each poster making a unique comment.

So true! I laughed at this!

PolterGoose Wed 02-Apr-14 21:56:42

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Wolfiefan Wed 02-Apr-14 21:58:50

Perhaps:
Shortbread
Bourbon
Cookie
Cracker
Jaffa
Rich tea?
See lots of nuances!
Then there's:
Cheesecake
Gateau
Tiramisu
Eclairs!

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