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juiceplusrep Fri 14-Mar-14 13:50:20

I'm new on here and been telling people that I'm on juice plus etc someone writes spam have been reported? Sorry but it is not spam and I think some people are rude to leave comments like that! Okay have your say but report me???

Sorry a little rant there!

ExcuseTypos Fri 14-Mar-14 14:38:18

Oh dear

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Mar-14 14:38:31

He would if it were orange.

MAybe that can be his new show?

Peter Andre's Orange Spam Juice ?

Do you know how much he loves it?

OnIlkleyMoorBahTwat Fri 14-Mar-14 14:40:54

At least you're not trying to hide behind an anonymous username like the rep/marketing person who came on spouting about some hideous microwave burgers in posts that were obviously in marketing speak but claimed to be by a parent saying how great they were as something quick and easy after swimming.

Mrskeylime Fri 14-Mar-14 14:42:03

Peter Andre's Orange Spam Love Juice

Quick get copyright on the name!

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Mar-14 14:42:58

I'm on it, *MrsKey'.

The show will be on ITV2, in case you had not guessed.

The spam juice will be suitable for babies.
So that's nice.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:44:12

You know, that reads like a description of his own, erm, love juice.

and there isn't enough brain bleach in the world. The continuing therapy bills as a direct result of mumsnet are going to bankrupt me.

Stockhausen Fri 14-Mar-14 14:46:13

Juice lady.... ODFOD

Rest of you... grin

Mrskeylime Fri 14-Mar-14 14:46:55

maybe Peter Andre's Orange Spam juice of love instead?

HazeltheMcWitch Fri 14-Mar-14 14:47:05

It does, doesn't it?

Ok, I am pitching for the late night slot. It's def a post-watershed show now.

On the plus side, I reckon that Peter will like that. A) he can get his abs out more, and b) he can tell us all of his euphemisms for DTD.

Nb all of the other juicey threads have gone, but this one remains.
Do you reckon that MNHQ are going to battle us for the rights to the PA Orange SPam Love Juice empire?


ouryve Fri 14-Mar-14 14:47:11

Are you on juice plus, OP? Do you like Juice plus? Does Juice plus make you feel good? Will you be voting Juice Plus in the next general election?

Sparklingbrook Fri 14-Mar-14 14:50:01


Cocolepew Fri 14-Mar-14 14:51:22

Oh god, one of my workmates is a rep for this, its all over my facebook page.

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:51:40

That's no better, MrsKeylime. It's still the worst thing you could ever find in your sock sort of territory

Sparklingbrook Fri 14-Mar-14 14:53:45

My friend went to an Aloe Vera Juice party. Bleurgh. Perhaps Juice Plus tastes better?

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed Fri 14-Mar-14 14:53:48

I've just Googled it - apparently it's tablets made out of fruit and vegetables, (Wouldn't it be better to just eat fruit and vegetables like people have been doing for millennia?) and Quackwatch say it's "a colossal waste of money".

So not just spam, it's bogus spam!

ISeeYouShiverWithAntici Fri 14-Mar-14 14:54:39


what a stupid waste of money! Who thinks up this crap?

Sparklingbrook Fri 14-Mar-14 14:55:57

Have you seen the 'Tower Garden' by Juiceplus? Vertical gardening. grin

fromparistoberlin73 Fri 14-Mar-14 14:56:50

is there anything in your life other than juiceplus OP?

start a thread on......EBF?

Cocolepew Fri 14-Mar-14 15:08:27

Good grief, now workmate is claiming on fb that that children with Autism miraculously improve when taking the tablets.
We work on a Special School hmm.

fideline Fri 14-Mar-14 15:11:03

Is that his claim or the company's? angry

Bagofnutsnbolts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:23:11

Corse it's spam;
But is it like:
Juice plus stop those piles and turn to smiles
Juice plus: don't stop the flo just let it go
Juice plus: for when your bowel is feeling foul
Juice plus: stop the fart before a shart

HoneyDragon Fri 14-Mar-14 15:36:58

Hmmmm juice tablets? Dehydrated juice, just add juice for a healthy nutritious juice drink.

All in exchange for your bank details.

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:40:08

Juice plus is like some kind of cult, I swear. XP used to do computer work for one of the reps and they were literally obsessed with it.

I bet OP literally doesn't realise they are spamming as they are actually filled with genuine praise for the stuff confused

The guy explained it to me as being the vitamins from fruit and veg but condensed down into a soluble tablet form. So, er, vitamin tablets then. In a nasty powder-based drink. Yum.

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:41:03

Paris probably juice plus is an essential baby feeding supplement grin Just sprinkle it on your boob and baby can gain all of the wonderful nutrients!

BertieBotts Fri 14-Mar-14 15:49:04

Juice plus is on a wikipedia page named "List of ineffective cancer treatments".

Well, that says it all shock

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