MNHQ, can you account for your whereabouts between 20:00 GMT on Wednesday and 05:00 on Thursday?

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And have you ever visited Northamptonshire?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-26307915

I will be watching the competition prizes very closely over the next few weeks.

[CelticJuggler]

Clicky link

I'm suspicious too now.

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Clicky link:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-26307915

[Funnyfoot]

I must inform MNHQ that I have telephoned crimestoppers and reported your drunken gin obsessed asses to the police!

Shame on you for not sharing

[NymodigFruOla]

Perhaps they're going to invite us all to a big party?

[Funnyfoot]

They would of drank it by now. Have you not noticed a distinct lack of MNHQ presence on the boards these last few days?
Plus given how drunk they would have been they were probably starting all the lesbian threads the last 2 days!
Come on MNHQ fess up

[NymodigFruOla]

If they've guzzled it all themselves, I hope they remembered to ship some out to Tech in NYC!

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Their silence speaks volumes, or litres...

[AmyMumsnet]

We need something to get us through half term.

Now where's the nearest truck-load of tonic...?

[Funnyfoot]

Wow woke up from your gin stupor Amy?

Greedy lot you are not even sharing!

[NymodigFruOla]

You could always hijack the Soda Stream factory too, Amy www.sodastream.co.uk/gbretail/default.aspx

[KateSMumsnet]

You're all welcome any time!

[NymodigFruOla]

I bet you're all off scavenging the fags now www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-26319811, aren't you?!