A place to collect the amusing and sometimes even genius Deletion Messages

[Fenton]

I know a lot of them are already on the 'Can I just Congratulate you' thread, but I feel it's a shame for them to be missed and lost.

Here's my new favourite:-

11 Feb 2013

"Thread deleted
Message from MNHQ: What rhymes with troll? Khol...spag bol...narwhal...

We think this thread was not legit
So basically it's a pile of sh--"

Feel free, MNHQ, if you would like to put your name to the message.

[PhilMcAverty]

I am loving the new deletion messages too.

[Trills]

Like this?

[Fenton]

Phil!!

I have been wondering where you's at..

I thought, 'ello that's a witty new poster, that PhilMcAverty.

[Fenton]

Yes, Trills just like that, as per the mench in my OP, - only it seems to have slipped down a bit so I thought I would give it a more obvious name.

[PhilMcAverty]

My favourite so far is

Multiple choice - pick one answer, no conferring.

This thread was deleted for one of the following reasons:

a) Containing wimmin's views
b) Chastising feminist knitters
c) Parp
d) A visit from the hairy of hand

[PhilMcAverty]

Smooch right backatcha

[Trills]

I go away for the weekend and everyone stops posting the deletions.

Or maybe I go away for the weekend and all the trolls stop posting.

Uh-oh...

[Fenton]

You see Trills, we NEED you.

[HelenMumsnet]

No.

We quite like having TWO threads full of people liking us.

Makes a change from the moany ones

[OliviaMumsnet]

@Maryz

That isn't moaning, it's being helpful

Right. Okay.

[GrimmaTheNome]

Isn't this a thread about a thread?

[TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub]

What if Maryz's thread was renamed to the same as this thread?

[PhilMcAverty]

Bump

[Fenton]

Oh dear God Maryz, I never meant to upset you, I liked your thread, this was in honour of your thread - not to upstage it.

Oh Bum.

[iMyself]

Ooh what have I missed? I've been away, shall havetogo find me some deletions

[OliviaMumsnet]

OMG the PRESSURE