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What are the iconic MN phrases?

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MmeLindor Sun 13-Jan-13 11:27:44

As local editor for a MN Local site, I am organising discounts with businesses in my area.

They can do this by starting a thread in local where they offer a special deal for MNetters.

I thought it would be good to have a MNetty phrase or word as a password, rather than just 'Could you deduct the MN discount please?'

So, you would walk into a shop, select what you wanted to purchase and whisper 'PomBears' to the shopkeeper. smile

Any ideas? Most of them are a bit naughty (such as Norks), so they might not want to use them.

TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub Wed 30-Jan-13 00:48:49

Fab phrase by Bupcakes to TobyLerone earlier:

I'm going to kick you in the clunge, Lerone.

amazingmumof6 Sun 27-Jan-13 17:30:34

how about DMN? as in Dear/Darling MumsNetter - but can also read as




oh and must add wink

MmeLindor Thu 24-Jan-13 12:47:47

oooh, and one for Travel Agents ...

'Thickos on TripAdvisor.com recommend your company'

MmeLindor Thu 24-Jan-13 12:46:42

Love the JL one. Do you think they will go for it?

What about outdoor shop - 'I need to kit myself out for going to the far side of fuck'

BrainSurgeon Fri 18-Jan-13 08:42:48

I think it was "shat" on a pouffe, and has to be in a Sean connery accent <pedant>

Loving this, Mme! Will think of something to contribute when I have stopped laughing

FannyPriceless Thu 17-Jan-13 16:18:41

See, I would fail the secret password test due to lack of competence!

I meant to say 'Is it OK if I shit on this pouffe?'

FannyPriceless Thu 17-Jan-13 16:13:15

John Lewis would be 'Is it OK if it shit on this pouffe?'

MmeLindor Wed 16-Jan-13 23:33:11

Not sure we could get potential advertisers to agree to cunt being the secret word.

Gynaes perhaps?

Shaky Wed 16-Jan-13 21:28:51

Or What the actual Jeff

Creeping Wed 16-Jan-13 21:22:05


Coconutty Wed 16-Jan-13 21:00:30

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Shaky Wed 16-Jan-13 20:55:04

T. rex for a discount at ASDA

Shaky Wed 16-Jan-13 20:53:36

<ARF at SandyMumsnet >

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Wed 16-Jan-13 18:57:34

Creepy wee brackets

SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 16-Jan-13 16:26:16

Laminated Wankbadger, surely? <prepares own P45>

BumpingFuglies Wed 16-Jan-13 11:16:53

HHT - Hairy Handed Trucker
UBD - Under Bridge Dweller

BumpingFuglies Wed 16-Jan-13 11:13:40

Mme good point about the TV grin

MmeLindor Tue 15-Jan-13 18:03:47

We could use Penguins for a discounted zoo visit.

Or Wankbadgers, but it would have to be a zoo with a great SOH.

Bunfight for a bakery is great.

EmpressOfThePuddle Tue 15-Jan-13 17:22:11

Puddle. Now!

Shaky Tue 15-Jan-13 17:15:09

Bunfight at the bakery!

EmpressOfThePuddle Tue 15-Jan-13 17:12:35

Oh yes. "Don't mention the Mitmoo."

Shaky Tue 15-Jan-13 17:11:15


Sound the KLAXON

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 15-Jan-13 17:06:04

And of course


TheDoctrineOfSnatch Tue 15-Jan-13 17:05:31

Terry Wogan
The bat
Thread police
Shiney penguins

EmpressOfThePuddle Tue 15-Jan-13 16:06:36


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