Advanced search


(52 Posts)
usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 14:38:15

You said on NYE, you would ask tech if he would remove my side bollocks.

I still have them sad


HoneyDragon Wed 02-Jan-13 14:44:46

Has she not got you castrated?

Bet she buggered of with Prince Charming at Midnight and forgot all about you Usual

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 14:53:32

I thought she was my fairy godmother.

HoneyDragon Wed 02-Jan-13 14:56:27

Poor Usual sad

<<strokes poor side bollocky Usual>>
<<whilst avoiding side bollock area. Eeeeew>>

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 15:01:45

I'm destined to have my side bollocks for ever.

<bribes tech with chocolate hob nobs>

SandyMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 02-Jan-13 16:49:50

<sits on picnic basket, waits for Olivia> <pins up 'No side Bollocks' notice>

usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 17:03:54

Thank you Sandy , you were always my favourite. grin

OliviaPeaceOnMumsnet (MNHQ) Wed 02-Jan-13 19:24:19


Thank you Sandy , you were always my favourite. grin

hmm How flipping fickle are you?!?! grin
I said I'd look into whether Tech can help but tis only the 2nd Jan (!)
I did say that if you flounce you dont just get yer bollocks removed just like that.
You have to work for it, innit? wink


usualsuspect3 Wed 02-Jan-13 22:06:21

Thank you,I will be good all year in return for my bollocks removal,You are my favourite again now.

MammaTJ Fri 04-Jan-13 09:43:20

Making rash promises there Usual!!

RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 09:44:46


Thank you,I will be good all year in return for my bollocks removal,You are my favourite again now.

I'm working today, am I your favourite now?

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:45:56

Depends Rebecca

What's your turn around on side bollock castration?

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:46:56

Bet they never told you you'd get questions like that in the job interview wink

SillyBeardyDaddyman Fri 04-Jan-13 09:47:01

Can I put in a special request to leave my bollocks alone?

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:47:51

Do you have side bollocks Beardy? If so I can't see them.

SillyBeardyDaddyman Fri 04-Jan-13 09:48:44

You shouldn't be looking!

How did the hair turn out?

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 09:48:58

I've always like you best Rebecca.

RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet (MNHQ) Fri 04-Jan-13 09:49:38

I can ask the bollocks questions, but I am not proficient in their removal

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 09:49:56

Your bollocks are not on permanent display I hope. Beardy.

SillyBeardyDaddyman Fri 04-Jan-13 09:50:36

Beccs is my favourite too. She's so lovely and polite. Manners are very important.

usualsuspect3 Fri 04-Jan-13 09:50:40

I need all of MNHQ to back my bollocks removal campaign.

mistlethrush Fri 04-Jan-13 09:52:09

At least webcams don't work through MN, so we will not find that one out (I hope) Usual grin

SillyBeardyDaddyman Fri 04-Jan-13 09:52:43

Really I'm silly eardy but I've kept them out for a while and nobody seems to have noticed...

HoneyDragon Fri 04-Jan-13 09:53:10

Maybe we should have a Telethon or Concert to rally support?

SillyBeardyDaddyman Fri 04-Jan-13 09:56:38

I'm sure Paul McCartney will sing for it...

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now