Um what does this mean?

[JazzAnnNonMouse]

On the app it looks like someone just shat themselves.

What emotion is it supposed to portray?

[MrsRajeshKoothrappali]

Confusion!!

[LittleMachine]

I was wondering that. I do not like the new app. It doesn't have a proper hmm face.

[KnifetyForks]

I hate the app smilies. one and also one - I don't like the crosses where the eyes should be. is stupid and I presume is supposed to be a biscuit but it looks like it has a weird moustache.

[JazzAnnNonMouse]

So shocked I died?
Embarrassed shock?
Nazi leader of the choc biscuits

[RubyrooUK]

I can't tell what half of them as supposed to be either.

For ages I thought this was an embarrassed smile. Then I realised the smile emoticon just had rosy cheeks.

I also thought this one was going to sleep. I thought it was really rude how many people fell asleep during people's sad stories.

Is this really a biscuit? If so, what variety? It looks like a motorcycle helmet made of poo.

[RubyrooUK]

Wait hold on - which of these two is sad?

Or

I genuinely can't tell. Bring back the old emoticons MNHQ!

[FTRsawMammykissingSantaClaus]

On iPhone emoji alphabet is sushi so not sure how it ended up as a biscuit on here!

[PickledInAPearTree]

I HATE the new smilies.

What's this? Straining for a crap?

Cycle helmet?

Satans love child

Sleazy cheese face?

[JazzAnnNonMouse]

Shall I report this and get it moved to site stuff so that someone looks at it and realises the mistake? They clearly didn't mean to give us shite emoticons did they?

[PickledInAPearTree]

Yes yes! I hate the new ones!

[PickledInAPearTree]

These I phone abominations everlong!

[noisytoys]

I can't stop laughing this thread is so funny already

[Bubblegum78]

I think the buscuit one looks like a boob!

[SavoyCabbage]

unexpectedly sat on a hedgehog

down trodden

[ReinDearPrudence]

this is why I haven't updated to the new app.

[PickledInAPearTree]

I want to know what actual fucking biscuit they have modelled it on

What the fuck biscuit is this???

[PickledInAPearTree]

My old app was freezing I had to or

[GreatCongas]

It's a Chinese cracker with seaweed according to google

[RubyrooUK]

But what do those two actually mean Pickled? I realise now that this one is probably sad. So what is this one?

A bit miffed?
Slightly perturbed?
Mildly irritated?

[PickledInAPearTree]

It's I'm going to be sad in a minute if you carry on...

[fatcuntroller]

Mine havent changed

[BertieBotts]

This is hilarious when reading it through the normal site, not having a clue what the "new" emoticons look like

[Nixea]

I had to view this thread on the app and in a window just to see the new faces...and it confused the crap outta me! The nazi biscuit made me roar!

[TheDeadlyDonkey]

I'm downloading the app as I type just to see what the fuss is all about :o