Who the jiggetytit is Luke?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I had a very pleasant email from him earlier.

SIOB!

How dare you employ new staff without parading them in feont of the proles?

Standards are aslipping.

Actually, who's with me to firm a Yuman Barricade to protect him from HullyGully?

[HelenMumsnet]

Aw, that would be LukeMumsnet. He's very new. Be kind and welcoming.

[HoneyDragon]

A new one? Best we sedate Hully with gin spiked Tisane now.

[YankTeeDoodleDanTee]

That's two new ones.

Jane has started posting as well.

[HoneyDragon]

Helen. Mumsnet kind and welcoming?
Or
Actual proper kind and welcoming?

[MrsBucketxx]

we will ge gentle. do you purposely employ people with different names to your own?

i have often wondered what would happen to another helen, olivia etc?

[HelenMumsnet]

@HoneyDragon

Helen. Mumsnet kind and welcoming?
Or
Actual proper kind and welcoming?

Actual and Proper

[YankTeeDoodleDanTee]

There is more than one Helen, MrsB.

She's called TheOtherHelenMumsnet.

[junowiththegladrags]

Probably best if he come on to introduce himself so we can be nice and welcoming.
Just a quick few paragraphs with life history etc... a couple of photos... should be fine.

[HoneyDragon]

Is that the all seeing hard stare that knows all and will catch us if we do?
Or the don't you buggers even think about it hard stare, before you leave him to it?

[YankTeeDoodleDanTee]

Is he growing a 'stache?

Speaking of which, do we get to see the final products tomorrow? Answering the burning question: did Patrick grow any hair?

[HoneyDragon]

'Cos it's Friday tomorrow and moons still rather full......
I'm not sure we can protect him from that.

[YankTeeDoodleDanTee]

Oooh, yeah, put Luke on Friday night during a full moon!!

Trial by fire.

::nods::

[HoneyDragon]

You going to run the book Tee?

I'll say he'll get past midnight.

Unless Hullys about tomorrow, he'll be out the door by tea time

[YankTeeDoodleDanTee]

Place your bets...

::marks spreadsheet::

[SecretNutellaFix]

Honey, will you and MaryZ need to be tied to a pole tomorrow?

[MrsBucketxx]

and flogged,

not seen the otherhelen thanks for the info.

[HoneyDragon]

That's a bit Xenophobic Nutty?
What about a Swede or a Hungarian?

[HoneyDragon]

Oi!
Less of the flogging.
Nutty's bad enough she's known to carry a pointy stick!

[SecretNutellaFix]

Arf.

Was thinking stainless steel or silver plated.

[HoneyDragon]

I am sure I can conduct myself appropriately Nutty. It's not necessary to tether me.

[HelenMumsnet]

Erm, LukeMumsnet, come back!

They're not usually like this, honest

[YankTeeDoodleDanTee]

::whistles innocently::

[SecretNutellaFix]

[mignonette]

. Full moon practice session over for tonight....