Apols from MNHQ but our system's playing up and there may be some delay in responding to your Reports today

[HelenMumsnet]

Hello.

We just wanted to let you all know that we're having trouble with one of our systems this morning, and that means there may well be some delay in responding to your Reports.

We're so sorry. We're doing all we can to sort things as quickly as possible.

[LadyBeagle]

You shouldn't have told us that Helen.

Mitmoo to you .

[BRANdishingMistletoe]

So does this mean we can say very naughty things knowing that there will be plenty of time for everyone to see them?

OliviaMumsnet is a total cow because her car is very nearly as cute as mine. It's totally her fault that I occasionally wonder if I should have bought a yellow one like hers instead of a cream one. I'll be over any day now to steal her car sort her out and she'll be sorry. (There you go, personal attack, implication that I know where she lives and a direct thread of violence. )

[GrimAndHumourless]

Oh NOES

Lolo at Mitmoo to you and at BRAN's post too

[SoupDragon]

Has DarrenTech forgotten to feed the hamsters powering the systems again?

[ThePathanKhansWitch]

Have you tied poor tech up again?

[HelenMumsnet]

@LadyBeagle

You shouldn't have told us that Helen.

Mitmoo to you .

Don't you DARE!

[HelenMumsnet]

@BRANdishingMistletoe

So does this mean we can say very naughty things knowing that there will be plenty of time for everyone to see them?

OliviaMumsnet is a total cow because her car is very nearly as cute as mine. It's totally her fault that I occasionally wonder if I should have bought a yellow one like hers instead of a cream one. I'll be over any day now to steal her car sort her out and she'll be sorry. (There you go, personal attack, implication that I know where she lives and a direct thread of violence. )

No, we still have super-tip-top-functioning access to the delete button...

[mignonette]

Which appears not to be working too.....

[coppertop]

It's a mutiny over having to grow moustaches for Movember.

Patrickmumsnet is leading a revolt after the comments about his brave attempts to grow more than a couple of hairs.

[HelenMumsnet]

@coppertop

It's a mutiny over having to grow moustaches for Movember.

Patrickmumsnet is leading a revolt after the comments about his brave attempts to grow more than a couple of hairs.

You could be right - hadn't thought of that.

[mignonette]

Patricksmum is lucky. I feel like I am being assaulted by an over enthusiastic shoe brush whenever DH looms over me for a kiss. Roll on December.

[HoneyDragon]

So how long do you anticipate this delay to be?

[HelenMumsnet]

Rallying troops to do what exactly?

[MaryZezItsOnlyJustNovember]

[HecatePropylaea]

We finally broke MN.

It was inevitable.

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

[BrainSurgeon]

Reporting for duty too - whazzup?

[mignonette]

MaryZ
Hecate
Saggy
Brain

If you want some field action you could come hold down DH while I shave off his Movember.....Before the darned thing exfoliates my face down to the skullbone

[mignonette]

And Honey too. didn't see you hiding 'up' there...

[FlyOverTheMistletoe]

I thought everyone at MNHQ already had a moustash

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Mignonette can I suggest that you get DH to direct his Movember offering somewhere south of your face? I can heartily recommend this course of action!

[mignonette]

Saggy


He's been banned from there until it has gone, gone, gone....!

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

Well dont say that I didnt recommend it!

[BrainSurgeon]

[mignonette]

His bristles stick straight out and are acutely painful on my skin . The neighbours would call the police at my howls of pain...It would not be a case of a light little tickle. Maybe I should put some conditioner on it?