SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

[Valpollicella]

Did you cling film the toilets or do I have to do that?

[SuePurblybilt]

I'm in. I can walk very quietly out of children's bedrooms and have the Special Skill of distraction. Could be useful.

Let's clingfilm the loos

[SuePurblybilt]

Ooo, Val. We are ONE MIND.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I'm not teuching the loos.

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Can we change their answerphne message.

"Your message, your call, hun"?

[topsyturner]

Ooh me Miss !
I'll swap their salt and sugar pots round !

[crazynanna]

I live nearby.

Shall we take photos of their toothbrushes' up our jacksies...and psot them tomorrow after they have used them [classic]

[NorksAreMessy]

Can we lay turf down in HelenMNs office and bring in a sheep?
Or is that too boring

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Love that Norks - creative!

carzy - that's grim up the rim

[NorksAreMessy]

I can do digital codes but I am too old and arthritic for skeleton keys these days

[Valpollicella]

Sue. Love the 16 second x posting

Can we fuck about with the mouses on their pc's? Make the left click and right click swap over?

And turn their VDU's upside down?

[HecateHarshPants]

[Tee2072]

My speciality is to pop the letter caps off keyboards and rearrange them. Only works if people don't touch type. Although if you move the positioning keys also, can mess up a touch typist.

Also, emptying the container of a hole punch into an umbrella is good, especially if it doesn't rain for awhile...

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

VDU's?

Is that rood?

[Tee2072]

No, it's not Chaos. Sorry!

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I'm going to fill the bathroom COMPLETELY with inflated balloons.

[Valpollicella]

Visual Display Unit, ie SCREEN you flipping doily

[Sparklingbrook]

I will come with you but I will be the look out, as i don't do naughty.

[SuePurblybilt]

Drawers full of polystyrene worms.

[Valpollicella]

Tee. Amazing. Am adding that to my repertoire for you

[BabylonPI]

I'll glue the coffee cups down if you like??

[InvisibleHotPinkWeasel]

I'm going to replace the gin in the water cooler with water

[UnChartered]

[wunk]

[PigeonPie]

Oooh, or you can take a screenshot of what's on their monitor and then put it as the background (and nothing works!)

[pepperrabbit]

I'm not good with technology but I have some naice ham I can hide in the filing cabinets?