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SSSsshhh, who's with me? I have the keys to Biscuit Towers...

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ChaosTrulyReigns Sat 29-Sep-12 22:09:25

They're all on the lash.

There's no one watching us.

I'm going to put their staplers in jelly. (obvis)

Alter all the chair settings. [mild]

Superglue the biscuit tin lid down. Oh how they'll fret.

Just got to crack the alarm first. Anyone any skills?

<<gathers useful MNers to boosm>>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:13:40

Did you cling film the toilets or do I have to do that?

SuePurblybilt Sat 29-Sep-12 22:13:56

I'm in. I can walk very quietly out of children's bedrooms and have the Special Skill of distraction. Could be useful.

Let's clingfilm the loos

SuePurblybilt Sat 29-Sep-12 22:14:14

Ooo, Val. We are ONE MIND.

ChaosTrulyReigns Sat 29-Sep-12 22:14:29

I'm not teuching the loos.

ChaosTrulyReigns Sat 29-Sep-12 22:15:18

Can we change their answerphne message.

"Your message, your call, hun"?

topsyturner Sat 29-Sep-12 22:16:58

Ooh me Miss !
I'll swap their salt and sugar pots round !

crazynanna Sat 29-Sep-12 22:17:33

I live nearby.

Shall we take photos of their toothbrushes' up our jacksies...and psot them tomorrow after they have used them wink [classic]

NorksAreMessy Sat 29-Sep-12 22:18:06

Can we lay turf down in HelenMNs office and bring in a sheep?
Or is that too boring

ChaosTrulyReigns Sat 29-Sep-12 22:18:57

Love that Norks - creative!

carzy - that's grim up the rim

NorksAreMessy Sat 29-Sep-12 22:18:58

I can do digital codes but I am too old and arthritic for skeleton keys these days

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:19:15

<wwoooooo> Sue. Love the 16 second x posting grin

Can we fuck about with the mouses on their pc's? Make the left click and right click swap over?

And turn their VDU's upside down?

HecateHarshPants Sat 29-Sep-12 22:19:19


Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:21:27

My speciality is to pop the letter caps off keyboards and rearrange them. Only works if people don't touch type. Although if you move the positioning keys also, can mess up a touch typist.

Also, emptying the container of a hole punch into an umbrella is good, especially if it doesn't rain for awhile...

ChaosTrulyReigns Sat 29-Sep-12 22:21:29


Is that rood?

Tee2072 Sat 29-Sep-12 22:22:59

No, it's not Chaos. Sorry!

ChaosTrulyReigns Sat 29-Sep-12 22:23:23

I'm going to fill the bathroom COMPLETELY with inflated balloons.

<<images of HQers popping and clenching simultaneouslt>>

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:23:53

Visual Display Unit, ie SCREEN you flipping doily

<concedes it is a bit UTI/STI/VD crossover as an acronym>

Sparklingbrook Sat 29-Sep-12 22:24:21

I will come with you but I will be the look out, as i don't do naughty.

SuePurblybilt Sat 29-Sep-12 22:24:31

Drawers full of polystyrene worms.

Valpollicella Sat 29-Sep-12 22:24:40

Tee. Amazing. Am adding that to my repertoire wine for you

BabylonPI Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:19

I'll glue the coffee cups down if you like??

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:20

I'm going to replace the gin in the water cooler with water

UnChartered Sat 29-Sep-12 22:25:36

<unscrews name plates on Big Office doors and swaps over>


PigeonPie Sat 29-Sep-12 22:26:12

Oooh, or you can take a screenshot of what's on their monitor and then put it as the background (and nothing works!)

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