You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

[OvO]

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498



Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!


I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already.

[MuslinSuit]

Lol at 'cock is down'

You really are bored

[OvO]

It was this or suffocating my DH with a pillow for snoring.

[HedleyLamarr]

I joined Mumsnet in 2011. The use of the word cunt trebled.

Coincidence? Possibly. Then again, I've already posted it in anger on another thread this morning so... :o

[GrooveIsInTheFart]

They where a boring lot in 2004

[GrooveIsInTheFart]

h

[Codandchops]

This is a very fine piece of work OvO

I am impressed

[duchesse]

You really are bored, aren't you?

Damn, why can't I think of productive ways of using my insomnia time? I was hoping to catch the late episode of Protecting our Children on watch again but found I'd missed it by a few hours and have been wandering aimlessly around t;interweb instead.

[Codandchops]

.....now I dare you to head off to Netmums and try the same experiment there

#gettingbannedfromnetmums

[duchesse]

A thought occurs: has cock gone up since the Chicken house topic came in?

[OvO]

Chicken Keepers was started in 2008 (I think) and cock use did double from the year before but that had been its pattern in previous years.

I shall kindly share my cock info with you all.

2004- 14
2005- 26
2006- 40
2007- 93
2008- 181
2009- 200
2010- 450
2011- 585
2012- 498

I really should do a count excluding Chicken Keepers but I can't figure out that part of advanced search.

[Carlitawantsababy]

This is brilliant. Pure genius, well done!

[LittlePebble]

OvO you have made my (far too early) morning!

[lubeybooby]

In awe at your dedication this has made my morning too :o

[MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe]

2012 is clearly going to be a good year for cock.

[Tee2072]

What a great thread to start the day!

I would like to see the charts, please. I lurve charts!

[LovesBeingWearingSkinnyJeans]

I would why cubt went down in 2009?

[DougalDaydream]

Loving your work OvO!

[shufflebum]

Hilarious

[RustyBear]

Well, even weathermen are using the word nowadays....

[RabidEchidna]

[LilacWaltz]

I admire your dedication!

Bloody well done!!

[Trills]

Was Jan 2008 just post-Mouldies?

[cupofteaplease]

Well done OvO, loving your work.

[RabidEchidna]

How many fanjos