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You lot are definitely more cunty than ever before.

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OvO Tue 21-Feb-12 06:17:06

I couldn't sleep so decided to do this. [insert loser emoticon here]

I used 01/01 - 01/02 for the years 2004-2012.

Cunt was used this many times;

2004- 0
2005- 1
2006- 3
2007- 17
2008- 129
2009- 63
2010- 115
2011- 356
2012- 498


Also "fuck" grew from 18 mentions in Jan 04 to 6,277 mentions in Jan 2012.

"Cock" went from 14 mentions in Jan 04 to 498 in Jan 2012.

BUT "cock" is down this year from 585 for Jan 2011.

"Message deleted by Mumsnet" has gone from 2 in Jan 2004 up to a whopping 847 in Jan 2012!

I do have all the fuck and cock stats for every year but didn't want to kill you all with boredom. If I haven't already. wink

<goes off to make pie charts>

MuslinSuit Tue 21-Feb-12 06:19:02

Lol at 'cock is down'

You really are bored grin

OvO Tue 21-Feb-12 06:22:14

It was this or suffocating my DH with a pillow for snoring. grin

HedleyLamarr Tue 21-Feb-12 06:26:54

I joined Mumsnet in 2011. The use of the word cunt trebled.

Coincidence? Possibly. Then again, I've already posted it in anger on another thread this morning so... grin

GrooveIsInTheFart Tue 21-Feb-12 06:28:28

They where a boring lot in 2004 grin

GrooveIsInTheFart Tue 21-Feb-12 06:31:18


Codandchops Tue 21-Feb-12 06:36:46

This is a very fine piece of work OvO

I am impressed grin

duchesse Tue 21-Feb-12 06:36:49

grin You really are bored, aren't you?

Damn, why can't I think of productive ways of using my insomnia time? I was hoping to catch the late episode of Protecting our Children on watch again but found I'd missed it by a few hours and have been wandering aimlessly around t;interweb instead.

Codandchops Tue 21-Feb-12 06:37:57 I dare you to head off to Netmums and try the same experiment there


duchesse Tue 21-Feb-12 06:38:02

A thought occurs: has cock gone up since the Chicken house topic came in?

OvO Tue 21-Feb-12 06:45:07

Chicken Keepers was started in 2008 (I think) and cock use did double from the year before but that had been its pattern in previous years.

I shall kindly share my cock info with you all. grin

2004- 14
2005- 26
2006- 40
2007- 93
2008- 181
2009- 200
2010- 450
2011- 585
2012- 498

I really should do a count excluding Chicken Keepers but I can't figure out that part of advanced search. blush

Carlitawantsababy Tue 21-Feb-12 06:49:44

This is brilliant. Pure genius, well done! grin

LittlePebble Tue 21-Feb-12 06:52:26

gringringringrin OvO you have made my (far too early) morning!

lubeybooby Tue 21-Feb-12 06:53:35

In awe at your dedication shock this has made my morning too grin

MissBeehivingUnderTheMistletoe Tue 21-Feb-12 06:54:48

2012 is clearly going to be a good year for cock.

NatashaBee Tue 21-Feb-12 06:59:03

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Tee2072 Tue 21-Feb-12 07:22:06

What a great thread to start the day!

I would like to see the charts, please. I lurve charts!

LovesBeingWearingSkinnyJeans Tue 21-Feb-12 07:27:08

I would why cubt went down in 2009?

DougalDaydream Tue 21-Feb-12 07:39:49


Loving your work OvO!

shufflebum Tue 21-Feb-12 07:43:46

Hilarious grin

RustyBear Tue 21-Feb-12 07:54:40

Well, even weathermen are using the word nowadays....

RabidEchidna Tue 21-Feb-12 07:56:32


LilacWaltz Tue 21-Feb-12 07:58:09

I admire your dedication!

Bloody well done!!

Trills Tue 21-Feb-12 07:58:44

Was Jan 2008 just post-Mouldies?

cupofteaplease Tue 21-Feb-12 07:59:11

Well done OvO, loving your work. smile

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