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UrsulaBuffayHere2Help Fri 09-Sep-11 22:35:32

while arguing about the rights and wrongs of spending too much time on MN we have come up with a RIGHT good idea for spending more time on MN, when you absolutely must go to work or look after a child it could be comin in your ears. That's right, radio, podcast, we haven't got the faces for telly but we could chat a right boatload of shit.

Think about it.

GetOrfMoiSamsungFridgeFreezer Fri 09-Sep-11 22:37:56

Can you IMAGINE?

'aibu to get ANGRY at people with 7 year old who park in parent and child spaces at the supermarket'

<shouts of>
ARGHHHH
Pocorn
FFS this has been done to death
TROLL
Cunts
YABu
YABU
Seacrh the archives
Hardhat

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

GetOrfMoiSamsungFridgeFreezer Fri 09-Sep-11 22:38:23

fantastic sign me up grin

BeerTricksPotter Fri 09-Sep-11 22:39:02

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rushofbloodtothefeet Fri 09-Sep-11 22:39:44

That's what Loose Women is for isn't it hmm

wink

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help Fri 09-Sep-11 22:40:06

just a load of jibbering I thought

No AIBU praps

No cunt prolly

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help Fri 09-Sep-11 22:40:58

No loose women is aimed at a different demographic <chavs>

purplepidjin Fri 09-Sep-11 22:42:05

I volunteer DP's sexy bass voice for the boy parts!!

Disclaimer: there is a train station somewhere in England that has his dulcet tones asking you to mind the gap, so he has some experience grin

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help Fri 09-Sep-11 22:43:24

does he whisper it to you at the moment of intensity? [mind the gap]

BeerTricksPotter Fri 09-Sep-11 22:43:25

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BecauseImWorthIt Fri 09-Sep-11 22:44:31

Oh just think of the larks we can have taking the piss out of peoples' accents and dialects. An audio/aural feast of pedantry ...

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help Fri 09-Sep-11 22:44:43

YY and 30% of all profit to me

BeerTricksPotter Fri 09-Sep-11 22:46:36

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purplepidjin Fri 09-Sep-11 22:48:37

There'll be no "minding" of my "gap" on this thread, Ursula wink

<snigger>

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help Fri 09-Sep-11 22:49:55

darling, please mind the gap

<snigger>

Ok it's a shit idea we'd be a right showing up grin

midnightexpress Fri 09-Sep-11 22:56:13

Imagine the libel cases flooding in.

"George Clooney's a homosexual"

<writ>

"Tom Cruise is 5 foot nothing"

<writ>

"John Travolta's a baldy man"

<writ>

"Peter Andre is a talentless twat"

<tumbleweed>

BecauseImWorthIt Fri 09-Sep-11 22:58:04

No I didn't choose my name because it was in Private Eye! And I hope they haven't based it on me. I do have a cleaner, but my son isn't called Tarquin...

UrsulaBuffayHere2Help Fri 09-Sep-11 23:00:19

Lordy midnight I hadn't thort it through! And how would we represent Terry Wogan's cock in sound effects? It's unworkable.

<schlapp>

scottishmummy Fri 09-Sep-11 23:04:30

god no norf london chatteratti chuffing on about boden
all imagined in a jolly hockey sticks accent

no.
id need regional variation and northerners and scots in lifts

GetOrfMoiSamsungFridgeFreezer Fri 09-Sep-11 23:13:41

Hahaaa BIWI I love the becuaseimworthit in Private Eye.

The ones just after the London riots clean ups made me roar - 'me and the DC decided to get involved in the wonderful community spirit of helping to clean London after the riots, so after some thought we decided to let our darling cleaner go and help, after all she unfortunately lives in that part of London, poor thing' (or something like that).

Ian Hislop hates us, such a shame because I love Private Eye.

scottishmummy Fri 09-Sep-11 23:22:50

riiiiight.thought biwi was loreal/jen anniston reference

Honeydragon Fri 09-Sep-11 23:26:37

GetOrf Hislop needs us wink

Terrys Cock could be represented by

TWANGBOING followed by Bleuurgh!

Thumbwitch Fri 09-Sep-11 23:35:37

It'd never work anyway - twould be a cacophony of voices x-talking all the time.
Nice try though!

GetOrfMoiSamsungFridgeFreezer Fri 09-Sep-11 23:37:03

grin

I love the whole thing. Pseuds corner and luvvies are my faves. I read the thing civer to cover every fortnight, it is like I have gone back to 1987 with Smash Hits magazine grin

festi Fri 09-Sep-11 23:39:14

isnt that what the real gabby logan is doing with mathew wright grin.

R5live is not far off either sometimes.

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