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IamtheZombie Sat 03-Sep-11 14:09:18

I think a Zombie Section is now in order. Zombie threads are proliferating in Chat.

If there was one place for the foolish OFRS brigade to gather and discuss their silly and totally unworkable plans it would make it so much easier for us to pick them off them.

Oh, and can you let them know that we know about OTBT so it's no use trying to hide in there.

HelenMumsnet (MNHQ) Sat 03-Sep-11 15:27:19


SpaghettiTwirlerAndProud Sat 03-Sep-11 15:48:25

Oh fabulous idea! I second that!

HarrietJones Sat 03-Sep-11 16:39:48

_<wanders in carrying OFRS & looting stick>

Honeydragon Sat 03-Sep-11 16:54:03

Hurrah finally a place for meeeeeee!!!!

Honeydragon Sat 03-Sep-11 16:55:18

<waits for other zombies to out themselves>

Helen got here quick, is she too, undead?

SarahStratton Sat 03-Sep-11 17:47:47

<follows Harriet>

<dumps OFRS and looting stick in corner and hides behind a rock>

Honeydragon Sat 03-Sep-11 17:57:02

<lays out wine and buffet for visitors>

babycham42 Sat 03-Sep-11 17:58:35

Did you say wine Honeydragon?

babycham42 Sat 03-Sep-11 18:00:01

<whispers to SarahStratton - what is the official line on Honeydragon now?>

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 03-Sep-11 18:06:59

<Pops in to sample the wine before babycham steals it all check out the anti zombie brigade>

<Puts finishing touches on giant fire-breathing zombie-chopping combine harvester>

Twiglet anyone?

SarahStratton Sat 03-Sep-11 18:07:08

<whispers back>

'Be wary and observe for now'.

twotesttickles Sat 03-Sep-11 18:09:08

<lurches across thread> hmnnnnneerrrrr hnnnnneerrr

babycham42 Sat 03-Sep-11 18:13:40

SayCool I am now tee total.

<performs 20 star jumps and 5 press ups without bum in air>

<whispers> - Got it Sarah

twotesttickles Sat 03-Sep-11 18:22:36

<pulls Sarah off pony and starts licking her hair>

SarahStratton Sat 03-Sep-11 18:24:46

Isn't that ever so slightly forward of you twotesticles? hmm

babycham42 Sat 03-Sep-11 18:29:38

<looks on nervously>

Honeydragon Sat 03-Sep-11 18:31:19

<shoves twotestiles in broom cupboard with Etiquette guide>

Sorry Sarah, some of us find integrating harder than others.

<proffers plate>


<looks innocent>

twotesttickles Sat 03-Sep-11 18:32:40

Well that's you lot sunk then if you can't even recognise a lurching zombie when you need too grin

babycham42 Sat 03-Sep-11 18:35:33

We"re being careful not to label

twotesttickles Sat 03-Sep-11 18:48:04

Agree it's hard to post it the undead. Besides few courier companies will carry them grin

SarahStratton Sat 03-Sep-11 18:54:17

<takes last Hobnob>

Thanks. We're being PC and ethnic minority aware.

babycham42 Sat 03-Sep-11 18:59:02

<mutters> Still ain"t gonna like Iamthezombie...

She started it....

TheRealMBJ Sat 03-Sep-11 19:08:05


Wolefs eat Zombies for our tea. It turns us into Werewolefs. Arrroooooooooo,

SayCoolNowSayWhip Sat 03-Sep-11 19:11:50

How do you know it's a she?

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