Mumsnet will be unavailable for about 30 minutes at around 1am Monday morning. Fiddling will be kept to a minimum. If it goes to plan we'll tell you what it was all about. If it doesn't we'll pretend it was just essential maintenance. It's not exciting though, so, y'know, don't get excited.
Anything that slows it down any more than it already is, or makes me keep having to refresh it more than I already do because it keeps stalling will drive me INSANE! Or I will leave (not that it matters to anyone else if I do)
I am already on the edge of machinicidal axe-wielding mania with frustration - any worse and my laptop could die and it would be ALL YOUR FAULT.