A distraction while we all wait for Mumsnet sort itself out

[BecauseImWorthIt]

Here you go. Match the slogans to the brands:

1. And all because the lady loves xxxx xxxx
   
2. Bite it! Crunch it! Chew it!
   
3. Good things come to those who wait
   
4. He who thinks Australian drinks Australian
   
5. I?m only here for the beer
   
6. It is. Are you?
   
7. Naughty. But nice!
   
8. Splash it all over!
   
9. Take it easy, with xxxx xxxx
   
10. Tell ?em about the honey, mummy!
    
11. The car in front is a xxxx
    
12. The non-sticky sticky stuff!
    
13. The pint that thinks it?s a quart
    
14. The totally tropical taste
    
15. Things happen after a xxxx bath
    
16. We won?t make a drama out of a crisis
    
17. Why have cotton when you can have silk?
    
18. xxxx xxxx loves the jobs you hate
    
19. xxxx xxxx xxxx Full of Eastern Promise
    
20. You?ll never put a better bit of butter on your knife
    
    See how many you can do without googling!

[ShirleyKnot]

Do you want answers? Or just how many we knowed?

[wahwahwah]

1. Mike Tray
   
2. Texan bar
   
3. Guinness
   
4. Australian Fosters
   
5. 
   
6. Independent
   
7. Naughty. But nice!
   
8. Brut
   
9. Cadburys Caramel
   

10. Sugar Puffs
11. Volkswagon
12. Prit
13.
14. Lilt
15. Badedas
16. AXA
17. Always
18. Mr Muscle
19. Frys turkish delight
20. English Life

[wahwahwah]

Mike Tray, who's he? Maybe a relative or Milk Tray

[BecauseImWorthIt]

1. Mike Tray nearly!
   
2. Texan bar no
   
3. Guinness yes
   
4. Australian Fostersyes
   
5. 
   
6. Independentyes
   
7. Naughty. But nice!
   
8. Brut almost - not the full brand name
   
9. Cadburys Caramelyes
   

10. Sugar Puffsyes
11. Volkswagon no
12. Prit yes
13.
14. Liltyes
15. Badedas yes
16. AXA no
17. Always definitely not!
18. Mr Muscle yes
19. Frys turkish delightyes
20. English Life nearly

[BecauseImWorthIt]

Answers, shirley, to prove that you know

[DooinMeCleanin]

Lol @ Always for 17. Try Galaxy

[BecauseImWorthIt]

Indeed, Dooin!

[BecauseImWorthIt]

I think they were too easy. Will think of some more ...

[McDreamy]

11. Toyota

[BecauseImWorthIt]

21. Your flexible friend
    
22. Plink, plink, fizz
    
23. Think different
    
24. We try harder
    
25. The ultimate driving machine
    
26. It?s good to talk
    
27. Have it your way
    
28. Put a tiger in your tank
    
29. When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
    
30. You can break a brolly but can?t knacker a xxxx

[McDreamy]

1. Lion Bar
   

16. Commercial Union?

[BecauseImWorthIt]

Yes, McDreamy!

[BecauseImWorthIt]

And yes again

[McDreamy]

21. Barclay Card?
    
22. BT
    
23. Got to be Esso?

[HauntedLittleLunatic]

20. Lurpak?
    
21. Barclaycard?
    
22. BT?
    
23. Burger King?
    
24. Esso
    
25. DHL?

[BecauseImWorthIt]

21. Barclay Card? nope
    
22. BT yes
    
23. Got to be Esso? yes

[BecauseImWorthIt]

20. Lurpak? no
    
21. Barclaycard?no
    
22. BT? yes
    
23. Burger King? yes
    
24. Esso yes
    
25. DHL?no

[McDreamy]

21. DH says Access

[ShirleyKnot]

22 - is alka seltzer!

[ShirleyKnot]

21 - Mastercard

[lovecorrie]

1. Heineken
   

22. Alka seltzer

[lovecorrie]

1. Faberge Brut

[BecauseImWorthIt]

21 is Access
22 is Alka Seltzer

1. is not Heineken

[tallulah]

1. Milk Tray
   
2. ?
   
3. Guinness
   
4. XXXX
   
5. Double Diamond
   
6. ?
   
7. Cream cakes
   
8. Brut
   
9. Cadbury's Caramel
   

10. Sugar Puffs
11. Toyota
12. Pritt
13. ?
14. Lilt
15. Badedas
16. We won?t make a drama out of a crisis
17. Galaxy
18. Mr Muscle
19. Fry's Turkish Delight
20. Anchor
21. Access
22. Rennies
23.
24.
25.
26. BT
27. Burger King
28. Esso
29. Fed ex
30.

[lovecorrie]

damn damn damn - It's Double Diamond!!