Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Happened During Sex!

[HoneyRose87]

As the titles says....What’s the most embarrassing thing that has happened during sex?
I’ll start, my Dad hearing me and my bf having sex (I was 18!) and banging on my bedroom floor
Oh and physical, it has to be fanny farts!
Let’s hear yours

[GrannyPantsAreGreat]

Vibrating cockring lost in anus....
Only for a couple seconds luckily. I was pregnant too, would have been some trip to the hospital if he didn't realise so quickly.
Fanny farts are always a good laugh.

[HoneyRose87]

@GrannyPantsAreGreat - Oh gosh, that saved an embarrassing trip to the hospital

[cookiecreampie]

I don't think I've had anything too embarrassing happen during sex, maybe the odd fart but it's not really embarrassing when you're married.

[ragnarson]

My partner shit herself during a particularly intense orgasm.

[SparklingStars10]

@ragnarson - Oh Lordy! 🤦🏼‍♀️
I take it, it wasn’t your first date 😂

[JustAnotherOldMan]

Not really embarrassing, but I once slipped of the side of the bed, trod on a dog toy and turned my ankle over, bloody hurt, end of sex for that night

[nonflirtinghusband]

Yikes @ragnarson

[Blokenamechangesexboard]

I'd been chopping chillies earlier that evening. I'm sure I don't need to explain any further. Sorry DW.

[FuckyouCovid21]

Another fart one here but it was long drawn out, high pitched squeaky one when I orgasmed...went on for about 20 seconds too. I've actually just laughed at the memory of it

[PinotPony]

Farts are embarrassing in a good way in that you can just giggle about them! 😂

I was fairly mortified at trying to use a strapless strap on at a sex party. Much enthusiasm for the idea in theory but the reality was somewhat less erotic.

As the name suggests, there is nothing to hold it in place other than your pelvic floor muscles. I'm 46 and have 2 children. I managed to stand up with the bloody thing buzzing away inside me on full vibration, clenching my pelvic muscles as if my life depended on it. A woman I'd been flirting with all evening gestured me to come over and, as I gingerly stepped forward, the toy fell out with an almighty thud and lay vibrating loudly on the wooden floor! Thankfully, she fell about laughing, which made me laugh and we had a drink instead whilst discussing the importance of daily pelvic floor exercises! 🙈

[HoneyRose87]

@PinotPony - I agree, they’re both embarrassing but you can laugh them off.

I’ve never heard of a strapless strap on, of to google it now. Trying to imagine how you’d pick up the buzzing thing off the floor whilst continuing with the conversation, as if it never happened 😂

[Blokenamechangesexboard]

@PinotPony

Farts are embarrassing in a good way in that you can just giggle about them! 😂

I was fairly mortified at trying to use a strapless strap on at a sex party. Much enthusiasm for the idea in theory but the reality was somewhat less erotic.

As the name suggests, there is nothing to hold it in place other than your pelvic floor muscles. I'm 46 and have 2 children. I managed to stand up with the bloody thing buzzing away inside me on full vibration, clenching my pelvic muscles as if my life depended on it. A woman I'd been flirting with all evening gestured me to come over and, as I gingerly stepped forward, the toy fell out with an almighty thud and lay vibrating loudly on the wooden floor! Thankfully, she fell about laughing, which made me laugh and we had a drink instead whilst discussing the importance of daily pelvic floor exercises! 🙈

This wins the thread.

[MrsHastingslikethebattle]

I has a nose bleed and came on my period during sex. It was coming out of both holes

[trappedinsuburbia]

Pinot Pony I agree strapless strap ons are hopeless, well certainly to our age group it would appear. Upon using the strapped kind it fell short as well as I didnt have enough thrust strength it seems and had to resort to using it by hand to get it in.
I don't know if I have just one most embarassing moment there have been plenty involving all sorts coming out of all orifices or being dropped on my head, again something the younger ones don't need to worry about ! All great fun I must add !

[ragnarson]

[quote SparklingStars10]@ragnarson - Oh Lordy! 🤦🏼‍♀️
I take it, it wasn’t your first date 😂[/quote]
Second.

[SparklingStars10]

@ragnarson - How did you deal with the aftermath? Did you throw the sheets away and pretend it never happened 🥴

[ragnarson]

[quote SparklingStars10]@ragnarson - How did you deal with the aftermath? Did you throw the sheets away and pretend it never happened 🥴[/quote]
She went to get showered, I pulled the sheets and changed the bed. We carried on after she stopped dying of embarrassment.

[Aprilshowersandhail]

Once on the mini pill and bled constantly.. A quite newish bf said calmy he had never seen something bleed so much and not die...

[LetsGoToTheHills]

One night stand over 20 years ago. Got my period in the night. No pants just wearing his treasured white football top. Looked like a crime scene in the morning. He was clearly shocked/disgusted and could barely look me in the eye. Ignored me after. Thinking about it has made me realise just how important it is to educate boys about periods!

[IsItWeekendYet1]

I've been waiting to tell this one for years lol. I'll try not be too graphic but some detail is needed !

A distant work colleague and I had got on well for a couple of years albeit it by work related phone calls. At a social event we eventually met and got on really well... there was clearly a spark but that event wasn't the opportunity. We swapped numbers and the messaging got erm... hot, honest and open minded shall I say. She said that she was amazed by the size of my hands... that she was something of a size queen - despite being 5'1" and quite petite - and wanted to... well you know.

Months later we got it on at hers. We were at each other as soon as we went into her living room. She ended up laid back in a lounge chair with a leg over each arm. She was very turned on - such that the hand thing was achieved fairly easily. A couple of clenches from me and she went off like a rocket ! I've never seen a woman orgasm like that... I didn't know what to make of it so I revelled in the moment and watched her enjoying herself... then she shit herself. No big issue, if we're playing adult stuff then stuff is going to happen (she said afterwards she'd no idea she had). I'd wait until her fireworks were over and we'd clean up and continue. At that point I noticed on the sofa to my right elbow was one of her farm cats...and it was watching us. It wore a look of disgust, horror, and judgment the way only cats can... for about 5 seconds then it was sick down my right leg ! So there I am with a very attractive, wailing woman going mad on my hand with a turd on the chair cushion between us, being judged by her cat, and covered in cat sick ! I'm laughing now but at the time it was a 'oh man - is this really happening' moment !

[Aprilwasverywet]

Jeremy Beadle would have paid out ££ for that!!.

[SparklingStars10]

@IsItWeekendYet1 - That is hilarious, I read it and read it again, as if I was going through the motion, I’m surprised nothing else happened, don’t they say it comes in 3’s 😂