Who's tried the peach blow job?

(22 Posts)
LetsDoItNow Fri 29-May-20 18:42:50

I've had this on my list for ages but only got around to trying it lately. Thought it would be a laugh if nothing more but actually worked amazingly well to our surprise. smile

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Littlemix1 Fri 29-May-20 19:12:30

What is it exactly?

lmnoh Fri 29-May-20 19:34:43

Do I dare google this ??

Notrightbutok Fri 29-May-20 20:33:58

I found this on babycenter of all places,
"Hollow out a peach just smaller than your man's penis and use that hole to remove the pit. Pop it in the microwave for 15-20 seconds, slide it over his penis and suck as you stroke him with the peach. My favorite way is when DW (dear wife) keeps the peach against her lips, it feels like she is sucking the entire length of my penis!"

How have I never heard of this before now?

caramac04 Fri 29-May-20 20:37:03

Note to self - buy peaches 😃

NewLevelsOfTiredness Fri 29-May-20 20:56:19

I googled it. And found the answer on babycenter.com!

Hollow out a peach just smaller than your man's penis and use that hole to remove the pit. Pop it in the microwave for 15-20 seconds, slide it over his penis and suck as you stroke him with the peach.

Much of the rest of the thread was women bragging that they couldn't find a peach big enough for their man's equipment...

NewLevelsOfTiredness Fri 29-May-20 20:57:00

Oooh beaten to it, sorry Notrightbuok - didn't realise I'd opened the thread half an hour ago...

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LetsDoItNow Fri 29-May-20 20:57:25

I cut it out with a clean slit in the side to make a 'jacket'. I think if you just put the hole, it's much more likely to break apart. Just sat it out at room temp. Didn't want to be nipping to the microwave ...smile

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notevenat20 Sun 31-May-20 06:27:53

What about a mango? They taste better.

concertlover Sun 31-May-20 15:14:49

Is this for real!

lmnoh Sun 31-May-20 17:09:24

I don't quite get it ... does the end come out of the top of the peach ? And the size hole is slightly smaller than the girth ?
Sounds a bit messy but I do love peaches 🍑

1forAll74 Mon 01-Jun-20 03:56:06

Who starts up with these ideas, as in a peach blow job. Is it someone who just tries it out for some fun stuff, and then posts about it, then it becomes a trend. !

Longsight2019 Fri 05-Jun-20 08:16:08

Well don’t google a Bulgarian Breakfast if you think that’s odd.

caramac04 Fri 05-Jun-20 08:36:36

I’ve got plenty of eggs but I’ll be baking cakes with them @Longsight 😂

lmnoh Sun 07-Jun-20 00:29:25

And of course i did 😂

Notrightbutok Mon 06-Jul-20 10:20:49

OK so we tried the peach, way too messy and it fell to pieces. We discovered the Grapefruit blow job via Auntie Angel. It worked a treat, DP said it was good as it works as a stopper so I don't have to take as much of his length down my throat.

youtu.be/UaKLD3ugJYA

Have a watch, I defy you to not laugh at her sound effects.

Arnoldthecat Tue 07-Jul-20 13:33:54

Will it work with a pineapple? i have a pineapple coring tool..

Notrightbutok Fri 10-Jul-20 15:56:42

Will it work with a pineapple? i have a pineapple coring tool.

If pineapple flesh resembles your soft body tissue go for it..

TwoIsQuiteEnoughThankYou Fri 10-Jul-20 18:36:46

I hate to sound so pathetically metrosexual, but would this work with nectarines?

BrimFullOfAsher Sat 11-Jul-20 11:28:13

I reckon maybe a doughnut peach would be best?

blubberball Sat 11-Jul-20 19:44:13

Well blimey.

MorganKitten Sat 11-Jul-20 22:29:15

I don’t see the point, a lack of gag reflex is handy

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