Opinions from men about ball-sucking, please

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NobdieTheNob Tue 17-Dec-19 21:11:30

Do you like having your balls sucked? Sorry not to beat about the bush, but I am wondering. If so (or if not), why?

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HappyHammy Tue 17-Dec-19 21:16:17

tcrconfusedk9

sebashocked Tue 17-Dec-19 21:17:35

Rugby, football, cricket or ping pong?
Disclaimer: I am not, bor have ever been a man

TheCrowFromBelow Tue 17-Dec-19 21:19:02

Um better suited to sex than chat Mr Nob

Wildorchidz Tue 17-Dec-19 21:20:14

😶

4cats2kids Tue 17-Dec-19 21:20:23

Well, the chef from South Park seemed to lol

feathermucker Tue 17-Dec-19 21:20:37

🙄

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IhateBoswell Tue 17-Dec-19 21:22:12

Ask on a site where the users are predominantly men, that would probably help.

Or the man whose balls you actually want to suck on 😒

EllebellyBeeblebrox Tue 17-Dec-19 21:22:59

Oh dear

NotMyRealName123 Tue 17-Dec-19 21:24:08

Uncle Joe's Mint Balls? I try to suck them until they're completely gone. I usually end up biting them though

cheesemumma Tue 17-Dec-19 21:24:31

@IhateBoswell that made me lol! Thank you. 😆😆😆

Northernsoullover Tue 17-Dec-19 21:25:51

tcrenvy that ain't envy.
I nearly choked on my After Eight. That's not a euphemism. Why don't you ask on Reddit?

ReggieLedoux Tue 17-Dec-19 21:27:14

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NobdieTheNob Tue 17-Dec-19 21:30:16

PMSL

Sorry. I know I might have had gin despite it only being Tuesday, but I should have known better. grin

I can assure you that I am not a man, TheCrow. Or I wasn't when I last checked.

I probably need to go away and knit a little pair of Christmas ball-warmers, or something.

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LilyMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 17-Dec-19 21:31:15

Hi all

Just swinging by to say OP looks legit and has been on the site for many, many years. We can't vouch 100% but we're going to move this thread over to the sex topic now.

Pinkarsedfly Tue 17-Dec-19 21:31:36

fgrin

Pinkarsedfly Tue 17-Dec-19 21:32:15

Swinging by, huh?

YouRemindMeOfTheBabelfish Tue 17-Dec-19 21:33:04

I'm very tactile and also sensitive to what's in my mouth.

Fuck what the guy thinks, what are YOU thinking.

Saggy empty skin with two larger marbles lost inside, covered in hair and coming with a musk only achievable through perineal sweat and unshaken piss.

Ahh.

No.

TheCrowFromBelow Tue 17-Dec-19 21:33:32

Bell warmers sound more traditional but whatever floats your boat.
Is saying "bottoms up" appropriate? gin fgrin

ItsNearlyMorning Tue 17-Dec-19 21:33:52

Have you got Facebook?
I'd post this question on your timeline.
You're bound to get a few quick answers 😉

ItsNearlyMorning Tue 17-Dec-19 21:34:41

@YouRemindMeOfTheBabelfish this exactly 😂

NobdieTheNob Tue 17-Dec-19 21:38:24

Thank you for vouching for me, @LilyMumsnet . I am pretty certain that I have been here since it was all fields and my toddlers wore Mini Boden (so around 2006). Thanks for moving to the sex section - I had decided against AIBU, for fear of attracting weirdos. confused

I don't do any social media other than MN (don't even have a phone that goes online), but that's probably a good thing as I don't want a load of weirdos sending me dick pics.

I was genuinely just wondering what men got out of it. I do it, regularly, because DP seems to like it. But I was kind of wondering if he genuinely did (rather than just humouring me) and, if so, why.

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ItsNearlyMorning Tue 17-Dec-19 21:57:34

I honestly thought you were a Percy man op.
I'm sorry.
Don't post this on social media !
I don't know what men get out of it but it's not for me I know that.

ItsNearlyMorning Tue 17-Dec-19 21:57:53

Pervy not Percy !

ArabellaPilkington Tue 17-Dec-19 22:09:25

What the actual fuck with the nn OP?

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