Embarrassing sex stories

(8 Posts)
givemewine90 Mon 22-Jul-19 14:58:48

Care to venture? Mine is of course trapped air making its way out in style during dtd 🙈

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Happyhusband Wed 24-Jul-19 13:36:25

Hurriedly cleaning streaks of nail varnish from the bottom of the bath before my then official gf came for the weekend. Hot water soap and an anal curious fwb!

Happyhusband Wed 24-Jul-19 17:08:00

Caused the streaks I forgot to add.

lovesmarties Thu 25-Jul-19 09:19:50

How did an 'anal-curious fwb' cause nail varnish streaks in the bath? Is there something about anal sex that causes nail varnish to stick to a bath?

I'm thoroughly confused. confused

Happyhusband Thu 25-Jul-19 12:03:28

We were in the bath. She wanted to try. Hot water softened her toe varnish and her feet moved as we ermmmm moved and her nails scraped along the bath.

lovesmarties Thu 25-Jul-19 12:58:16

OMG! Thank you for clarifying!

VanGoghsDog Thu 25-Jul-19 19:56:27

Well, trapped air is hardly embarrassing, it happens pretty regularly.


MrsMorse Thu 25-Jul-19 21:26:11

Totally outing but managed to knock a bookcase over which knocked lots of perfume over while losing my virginity. That and the family dog whining outside the door the whole time. Can laugh now looking back but wasn’t my finest moment at the time

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