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Sex on Brighton beach

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Torple · 08/04/2019 22:59

OH and I are going to Brighton at the weekend, our first time away since we decided to call off our separation and make more time for each other.
We’re trying out new stuff because we were stuck in a rut,
He’s suggested a late night shag on the beach, which is something we’ve never done. I’m up for it but PARANOID about being caught.
Stupid question - how do you do it without getting arrested?
Are there any specific bits of the beach that are safer?
Is standing up safer than laying down?

Sorry to sound naive but if we got caught I would be in a lot of trouble with work etc, but the idea, in theory, turns me on massively.

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StarlightLady · 09/04/2019 04:24

Err, Brighton is a city and the beaches are stoney too! Ouch! Not that sand in your bits is much fun either!

Find a deserted beach elsewhere!

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MarieG10 · 09/04/2019 06:58

Wait for the Daily Mail to publish this now. You will have a large audience as well now which will be exciting!

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MightyFine79 · 09/04/2019 07:41

We love (and live near) Brighton, but the beach near town really isn’t sexy at night. Not impossible but aside from the above you might be joined by some drunks too. Much better fantasy to save for, say, a remote beach in Wales (ahem).

Instead you could seek out Lust, a fun and upbeat little shop that sells sex toys, sexy books, (plus gifts, funny home wares, etc) and choose something fun for the hotel later.

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NameChangeNugget · 09/04/2019 08:24

Have you been to Brighton before? I don’t think it’s really the beach for this.

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Torple · 09/04/2019 09:24

Fair enough. I have been to Brighton, yes. It was just something that came up in conversation and posted last night. Not my idea, just something we were considering.

When I asked a group of friends if they had ever done it, every single one had, and we don’t go near beaches very often so it seemed like an opportunity I won’t be taking.

Also, it wouldn’t be the first time I’d been in the Daily Mail, or the last, so it’s fine. It wouldn’t even be the first time this year, actually.....Wink

I don’t give them clickbait so never read their pages, unless people send me them, like the last couple of times, so what I don’t know won’t hurt, will it?

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Hopoindown31 · 10/04/2019 21:23

Sandy crack.

That is all.

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NameChangeNugget · 10/04/2019 21:48

@Hopoindown31

I used to go to school with her Grin

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SomewhereInbetween1 · 12/04/2019 21:04

Please don't force your sex lives onto any unwilling members of the public. It's really not on.

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ForalltheSaints · 13/04/2019 07:00

There is a 10k or half marathon this weekend, so lots of potential viewers and police about. Not a good idea.

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Thatsalovelycuppatea · 14/04/2019 14:22

So jf your friends jumped of a cliff, would you follow??? Mmm exactly probably a load of lies.

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