Need to send dp some pictures need ideas

(17 Posts)
Thedogdaysareover10 Tue 13-Feb-18 18:52:11

Hi all
Ok so me and dp have an ace sex life currently in abit of a lul he mentioned he would like me to send him pictures like I used too...the normal naked ones and ones in lingerie but he said he would love a really dirty picture so how am I going to do that what can I do realistically (selfie style) which would be a mega dirty picture??

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Wetwashing00 Tue 13-Feb-18 20:52:22

Smile & Squat over the camera

Wherearemymarbles Tue 13-Feb-18 21:11:04

Roll around in the mid first????? πŸ˜‰

Or get him to take the one he wants?

Wherearemymarbles Tue 13-Feb-18 21:11:39

Selfie stick ?

SnoogyWoo Tue 13-Feb-18 23:12:15

Don’t insert a selfie stick wince

BoobleMcB Thu 15-Feb-18 10:13:30

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @SnoggyWoo

BoobleMcB Thu 15-Feb-18 10:14:18

What @Wetwashing00 said, except that I'd add a third 'S' for Spread

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funkyfunky Thu 15-Feb-18 23:31:26

If you want something really dirty maybe a short video of you masturbating?

Louisamay1 Sat 17-Feb-18 22:00:10

Totally naked, legs wide open in a unexpected place - like your car bonnet or the garden.. (so long as you aren't overlooked!! ) 😳

Jakadaal Sat 17-Feb-18 22:31:33

A short video of you dressed in lingerie telling him what you want to happen/do with him

Answers4hubby Sun 18-Feb-18 11:08:52

Was sent pic of OH:
using a vibe
Unusual places
Short vids

All got me home quickly πŸ˜‰

NotTheFordType Tue 20-Feb-18 02:05:21

If he identifies as ace then I think sending him amateur porn will not go well.

Afternooncatnap Fri 23-Feb-18 22:19:25

Dirty santage yourself

Afternooncatnap Fri 23-Feb-18 22:20:21

Bake beans in your knickers

Afternooncatnap Fri 23-Feb-18 22:25:40

This?

Torple Sun 01-Apr-18 17:17:14

I have tried doing this, always works out a picture of my thigh.
But last week I just sent him a pic of two sex toys I told him I had just used and told him I had been thinking of something we'd done the night before.
It was bullshit, but he didn't know that.
He was at work, I didn't realise he was out in the van with his boss..... he said it made for an awkward position but he had forgiven me before he got home. wink

TheBitchOfTheVicar Tue 10-Apr-18 23:11:13

Using a full-length mirror can help you get the shot you want.

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