Naughty Butler - Ideas please

(24 Posts)
hereforthecheer Sun 05-Nov-17 09:39:56

I've been asked to partake in a bit of role play with a 'naughty butler' and whilst I'm tempted I don't really know what to do or expect. (I've not ever done any 'proper' role play before.)

He's given me a couple of ideas but it would be good to have some that haven't come from him. (And with what I've got currently got I can't see it lasting longer than 5 minutes!)

Any ideas please or suggestions as to where I could find some inspiration? Thanks

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cherylvole Sun 05-Nov-17 15:54:15

?

VimFuego101 Sun 05-Nov-17 15:58:20

Maybe he could wear a Batman suit and you could be Alfred?

tshirtsuntan Sun 05-Nov-17 16:00:50

I can't see the word "butler" without thinking of Paul Burrell (shudder) so that's a big no from me.

tshirtsuntan Sun 05-Nov-17 16:01:13

Sorry, that's really unhelpful!

SparklyMagpie Sun 05-Nov-17 16:09:41

tshirtsuntan just made me shudder haha

maccax Sun 05-Nov-17 17:17:07

Ok, assuming your serious.
Why don’t you play the role of the powerful lady of the house, teasing him with your suggestive comments and sensual clothing, but always staying on the right side of pc....?!!
When he finally crosses the line, snap! He’s yours.

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WetsTheVet Sun 05-Nov-17 17:38:46

I can't see the word "butler" without thinking of Paul Burrell (shudder) so that's a big no from me

😂😂

hereforthecheer Sun 05-Nov-17 19:31:58

Yep. It is a genuine question.

And I'm glad it's not just me that's struggling with the concept to come up with ideas!

Thanks maccax. The 'lady of the house' was along the same line as he suggested but I just can't think of ways to make it last more than a few minutes.

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TerribleTime Sun 05-Nov-17 19:40:06

If you want to string it out, get him to clean the house from top to bottom.

MrsKnightley Sun 05-Nov-17 19:43:10

Get him to plush your knockers.

wizzywig Sun 05-Nov-17 19:43:52

Yes milady

MrsKnightley Sun 05-Nov-17 19:43:54

Polish. FFS

Plush them? Might be another option...

PantPlot Sun 05-Nov-17 19:44:27

Have you an under stairs cupboard he could clear out?

IFellDownAHole Sun 05-Nov-17 19:47:12

I agree with terrible, if he’s after ‘proper’ role play then set him to work. Dh wanting to role play as a butler would be my absolute dream. I think they have to do a fair bit of training to b a proper butler. So he’s know exactly what he needs to do and I could just ignore him and pretend he doesn’t exist.

IFellDownAHole Sun 05-Nov-17 19:47:35

That’s probably not an overly sexy option though.

Notthemessiah Sun 05-Nov-17 20:23:14

It is if you make him do it wearing just an apron.

Toadinthehole Mon 06-Nov-17 07:53:46

Tell him you are Lady Spode, and he's not to tell anyone about Eulalie.

Or you could make him wear black shorts.

HerOtherHalf Mon 06-Nov-17 14:37:54

Print out the list below for him. No mention of sex so he may be disappointed but you should be able to put your feet up and relax for a bit.

Typical butler duties according to The International Guild of Professional Butlers website, 2001:

* Cleaning and maintenance
* Care of clothing
* Care of fine china, silver, crystal
* Care and inventory of artwork and antiques
* Maintenance of automobiles
* Security of their employer and residence
* Co-ordination and scheduling of service contractors.

HarmlessChap Mon 06-Nov-17 16:47:44

This thread reminds me of the joke where the lady of the house leaves her husband at the embassy ball and comes home early.

Walks into the butler's room and says, "Bates, I want you to take off my dress...... Now take off my stockings..... And now my bra and knickers."

"And if I catch you wearing my clothes again you'll be sacked"

Trailedanderror Mon 06-Nov-17 16:49:34

grin @harmless

BelligerentGardenPixies Mon 06-Nov-17 16:57:38

Surely it should just be a lot of polishing your "family jewels", so to speak, followed by fetching you a glass of wine and a bit of light dusting.

This is the kind of role play I could actually get behind, thinking about it.

PandaCub Sun 19-Nov-17 19:18:31

Or you can always try and slip in a bit of under-the-radar housework?

"Give my grouting the thorough scrubbing it deserves" etc. grin

TheNaze73 Sun 19-Nov-17 21:04:30

We’ve all done it

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