Need excitement in the bedroom

[Mummabear22]

Hi all,

Things have been getting pretty boring and samey in the bedroom with DP. I'm looking for some ideas in how to spice things up and bit and get some excitement back into the bedroom.

Thanks

[NormaNameChange]

The foods to use during sex thread has got some pretty spicy ideas....

[1DAD2KIDS]

What may help if you give us a list of what you have already done?

[MissLead]

1dad2Kids you are clearly on the look out for wanking material.

Have you not got internet access?

[1DAD2KIDS]

MissLead I hardly think MN is a great sauce of wank (surprising just had to add that one to the phone dictionary) material. More concerning and depressing if anything. Oh and since I am communicating on here we may need to check your understanding of how the internet works. Not that i am having a pop at your understanding of the internet, easy mistake to make. I only realised myself a year ago the internet does more than porn

My point is we don't know where to start with this one. We don't know where their at. We could start off vanilla and say have you tried this or do that? The OP could be like yes loads of times, boreing. All we could jump in at the darker end of the Spectrum and the OP be like you lot are a bunch of sick freaks and run a mile or be sick.

[annandale]

Each make a list of things you both want to try, then discuss it and pick a few?

(This doesn't work for me - only works if you can be completely honest)

Textures? I have a thing for towelling.

[VanillaSugar]

What was that about Vanilla?? Don't you drag me into your bedroom @1DAD2KIDS

[RespoDad]

Can we have a list of what you get up to in the bedroom @otherDadman? We can compare sizes notes.

[BriechonCheese]

What is this? A daddy dick duel?

[RespoDad]

😜

[IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday]

“Spice things up”

May I suggest a vindaloo?

[AngelaTwerkel]

"sauce of wank"

Knew I'd forgotten something at Aldi today, thanks.

[LineysRun]

'Sauce of wank'

As Jamie Oliver would say, from a height, drizzle from a height.

[justdontevenfuckingstart]

Is that in the 15 minute one or 30 minute?

[LineysRun]

He tends go from a height more in the 15 minuters.

[Flyinggeese]

Angela brilliant.

[BriechonCheese]

"Going in from a height is definitely" a More magazine "position of the fortnight" from 1998.

[1DAD2KIDS]

Sorry to drag you into this one vanilla, still your here now in this rapidly regenerating discussion.

RespoDad I'm not the one asking for suggestions. Anyway you'd all probably think my depravities are, well a little depraved.

AngelaTwerkel personally I prefer the Lidl one. 2p cheaper, richer and slightly thicker consistancy.

LineysRun I find a consistent drizzle takes a certain level of control. Jamie makes it look all so easy.

[1DAD2KIDS]

*Degenerating

[VanillaSugar]

regenerating?????

Are you a TimeLord?

[1DAD2KIDS]

I wish, I would love to be able to bend time an add a few hours to day. Sadly that is not one of my many tallents

[BriechonCheese]

shudder

[RespoDad]

I can regenerate into anything you want, baby 😈😜😙😙😙💋👅👅👅👅

(That's to you, otherdadthungummywhassyername)

[RespoCreepyDoll]

See what I mean?

[ShiftyFades]

This has been hilarious with the sauce of wank etc

However, OP, have you used any sex toys at all? Have you discussed what would turn you both on? Role play? Spanking? Etc

[SausageCream]

I am the sauce of wank.