Need excitement in the bedroom

(28 Posts)
Mummabear22 Sat 21-Oct-17 23:03:52

Hi all,

Things have been getting pretty boring and samey in the bedroom with DP. I'm looking for some ideas in how to spice things up and bit and get some excitement back into the bedroom.

Thanks

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NormaNameChange Sun 22-Oct-17 12:20:39

The foods to use during sex thread has got some pretty spicy ideas....

1DAD2KIDS Thu 02-Nov-17 02:28:03

What may help if you give us a list of what you have already done?

MissLead Thu 02-Nov-17 22:26:22

1dad2Kids you are clearly on the look out for wanking material.

Have you not got internet access? confused

1DAD2KIDS Thu 02-Nov-17 22:41:35

MissLead I hardly think MN is a great sauce of wank (surprising just had to add that one to the phone dictionary) material. More concerning and depressing if anything. Oh and since I am communicating on here we may need to check your understanding of how the internet works. Not that i am having a pop at your understanding of the internet, easy mistake to make. I only realised myself a year ago the internet does more than porn grin

My point is we don't know where to start with this one. We don't know where their at. We could start off vanilla and say have you tried this or do that? The OP could be like yes loads of times, boreing. All we could jump in at the darker end of the Spectrum and the OP be like you lot are a bunch of sick freaks and run a mile or be sick.

annandale Thu 02-Nov-17 22:45:36

Each make a list of things you both want to try, then discuss it and pick a few?

(This doesn't work for me - only works if you can be completely honest)

Textures? I have a thing for towelling.

VanillaSugar Thu 02-Nov-17 22:56:40

What was that about Vanilla?? Don't you drag me into your bedroom @1DAD2KIDS

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RespoDad Thu 02-Nov-17 22:58:34

Can we have a list of what you get up to in the bedroom @otherDadman? We can compare sizes notes.

BriechonCheese Thu 02-Nov-17 23:14:40

What is this? A daddy dick duel?

RespoDad Thu 02-Nov-17 23:27:28

😜

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday Thu 02-Nov-17 23:30:26

β€œSpice things up”

May I suggest a vindaloo?

AngelaTwerkel Thu 02-Nov-17 23:39:43

"sauce of wank"

Knew I'd forgotten something at Aldi today, thanks.

LineysRun Thu 02-Nov-17 23:42:41

'Sauce of wank'

As Jamie Oliver would say, from a height, drizzle from a height.

justdontevenfuckingstart Thu 02-Nov-17 23:45:32

Is that in the 15 minute one or 30 minute?

LineysRun Thu 02-Nov-17 23:49:19

He tends go from a height more in the 15 minuters.

Flyinggeese Thu 02-Nov-17 23:53:09

Angela brilliant.

BriechonCheese Fri 03-Nov-17 00:05:06

"Going in from a height is definitely" a More magazine "position of the fortnight" from 1998.

1DAD2KIDS Fri 03-Nov-17 00:22:24

Sorry to drag you into this one vanilla, still your here now in this rapidly regenerating discussion.

RespoDad I'm not the one asking for suggestions. Anyway you'd all probably think my depravities are, well a little depraved.

AngelaTwerkel personally I prefer the Lidl one. 2p cheaper, richer and slightly thicker consistancy.

LineysRun I find a consistent drizzle takes a certain level of control. Jamie makes it look all so easy.

1DAD2KIDS Fri 03-Nov-17 00:22:58

*Degenerating

VanillaSugar Fri 03-Nov-17 06:43:52

regenerating?????

Are you a TimeLord?

1DAD2KIDS Fri 03-Nov-17 07:40:42

I wish, I would love to be able to bend time an add a few hours to day. Sadly that is not one of my many tallents

BriechonCheese Fri 03-Nov-17 08:28:28

shudder

RespoDad Fri 03-Nov-17 12:42:14

I can regenerate into anything you want, baby πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜œπŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ’‹πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

(That's to you, otherdadthungummywhassyername)

RespoCreepyDoll Fri 03-Nov-17 12:43:28

See what I mean?

ShiftyFades Mon 06-Nov-17 16:15:14

This has been hilarious with the sauce of wank etc gringrin

However, OP, have you used any sex toys at all? Have you discussed what would turn you both on? Role play? Spanking? Etc

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