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Need some advice please - wwyd

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weirdhairguywwyd · 25/07/2017 09:05

I have been seeing a guy since January this year, we were friends for a couple of years before that. We have a lot of fun together and he really cares for me, took me away for my birthday and I recently went and met some of his friends and we got on well.



I just needed to bring this up here because I can’t really talk to any of my friends in real life about it, its just too weird,



We were in bed the other day I got up for a shower and casually mentioned I need a trim *down there



He was immediately quite turned on and asked if he could do it, which I thought was weird, but ok whatever. I since googled and found out that this is something that people do so, not that odd so far



I lay down and he used my trimmers on me and it actually felt quite nice, I quite enjoyed it, certainly better than doing it myself.



Then the next thing that happened was just fucking weird, he started eating the hair?! Like shoving it in his mouth and washing it down with water. I was. I just kind of lay there looking shocked and not knowing what to say. He laughed and said ‘well what do you think of that then’ and looked really pleased with himself.



I’m kind of left feeling a bit weird and not knowing what to do. On the one hand we have a really great sex life and I’ve never felt uncomfortable around him before. On the other hand that was just fucking weird!!

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AnyFucker · 25/07/2017 09:10

That'll be a huge turn on when he starts coughing up the fur ball

Hmm

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NorthSouthLifesStillSame · 25/07/2017 09:12

AF literally made me choke on my tea
Sorry OP if it feels weird to you then it's weird.

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JustMumNowNotMe · 25/07/2017 09:12

He ate your pubes?! Shock

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ThisBabyIsAnOctopus · 25/07/2017 09:15

I really wish you could have seen my face when I read that.
WTAF?!?!?!?!
I was not expecting to ever read something like that in my entire life Shock

SERIOUSLY WEIRD

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Justhadmyhaircut · 25/07/2017 09:17

Is his name Tiddles?? Shock

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ThisBabyIsAnOctopus · 25/07/2017 09:17

Actually, in hindsight, I'm 38 wks pg and have been chopping blindly away in preparation for my CS next week.
Can I book him in for a trim? Bonus that he makes sure there are no rogue hairs left on the carpet afterwards Grin
Think about it OP, he's maybe just thinking about saving you some housework?!?

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alltouchedout · 25/07/2017 09:17

I would be lost for words. Which doesn't happen often.

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Smeaton · 25/07/2017 09:18

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PollyBanana · 25/07/2017 09:19

He clearly misunderstood the phrase "eat me out"

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MrsJayy · 25/07/2017 09:19

It isn't even half 9 😲 that is seriously weird

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ThisBabyIsAnOctopus · 25/07/2017 09:20

smeaton "fresh rimmed pubes' - best typo of the day
lol

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 25/07/2017 09:20

Does he have Dyson written across his forehead?

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ChasingHighs · 25/07/2017 09:21

You need to buy him some of those whiskas fur ball treats.

Fucking weirdo.

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TheNaze73 · 25/07/2017 09:32

We've all done it. I wouldn't worry about it.

The difficult, eat the pubes crossroads in a relationship is a tricky subject to discuss.

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DearMrDilkington · 25/07/2017 09:36

Jesus... I really wasn't expecting that.

His not going to expect you to eat his pubes in return, is he?

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MumBod · 25/07/2017 09:40

Shock

I mean, the feeling of one stray one in the mouth is bad enough...but a whole fistful?



Bleeeuuuurrrrrgggghhh

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MrsJayy · 25/07/2017 09:53

I wouldbe "hacking" all day

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0ccamsRazor · 25/07/2017 09:57

Wtf? Seriously wtf?


Nope still wtf.......
He is mixing up; pussy.....eating.....fur balls

Need some advice please - wwyd
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BBQsAreSooooOverrated · 25/07/2017 10:01

Eww wtf. That's making me gag thinking about it one stray one getting into my mouth is enough to make me retch but s whole foof full?!ConfusedEnvy

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 25/07/2017 10:06

It can be hazardous to eat hair as hair cannot be digested or passed by humans, even vomiting cannot remove a hair mass. It will sit in his digestive tract.

How much hair are we talking about here? He needs to cut down if it's a lot. Maybe just nibble one or two hairs rather than making a meal of it.

I'd find this a turn off. I can't see anything sexy about eating hair. Confused

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PutThatPomBearBack · 25/07/2017 10:08

What.the.fuck.

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PutThatPomBearBack · 25/07/2017 10:08

Next time you cook for both of you, make yourself a steak and serve him a bowl of pubesGrin

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snoopypoodle · 25/07/2017 10:10

How much hair are we talking about here? He needs to cut down if it's a lot. Maybe just nibble one or two hairs rather than making a meal of it.

Are those dietary guidelines relating to eating pubes?!


Omg this post ... It's too early for this 😂😂😂

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ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 25/07/2017 10:17

Ha ha dietary pube guidelines..

I mean if he is put on a strict pube diet what lengths might he go to to get a fix? Clearing out the shower drain and plug hole?

(God I feel a bit sick now) Grin

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