Weirdest set of circumstances that turn you on?

[PinkGlitter17]

I had my first real orgasm in the bath, thanks to a shower head that fitted on the taps. I'd just washed my hair with Vosene. Then I got into wanking a lot, and somehow must have laid down on a waterproof jacket to do it (wtF???!!!! 😂)

Anyway, I developed a thing about the coaltar smell coupled with the feeling of the w-proof under me, and that combo became a kink for me.

What are yours?

[MumBod]

Blimey. Let me finish my cup of tea, woman.

[sweating]

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Crushsick]

Okkkaaaaaayyy.....

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

I'm sure all that makes sense in your head...

[OriginalArchitect]

I've no idea where my kinks came from but I've heard that experiences in our formative years can link strongly with arousal...I'm thinking rubberists, shoe fetishes etc. You're not so strange OP :) certain scents make me feel safe, stands to reason others can make someone feel aroused.

[isthistoonosy]

Wanking whilst lying very still and quite - I assume because I shared a room with my mum until I started secondary school.

[alltouchedout]

I'm into pain. With dh, who I trust absolutely, I get up to a variety of kinky things. No idea where my kinks come from but I'm at peace with them.

[BrightonBelleCat]

When the doctor looks in my ears with that weird light thing.

I don't know why.

[DiamondsAreForHeather]

Not exactly "kinky," but when I am sleep deprived and aching to finish work so I can go to bed and sleep, I am ALWAYS in the mood for a quick bonk beforehand.

....Obviously I wait till I get home, first

[GhettoFabulous]

Reading equations. Ladyboner.

[Relaxedapproach]

People have a huge variety of kinks.

I like light bdsm play which I know a lot of people like but I particularly like my hair being pulled/twisted, not too hard though.

No idea why but when I started joining in on forums online found it was more common than I thought. Which was a bit of a relief. Luckily my current fwb doesn't phase easily.

[PinkGlitter17]

Oh god, sorry, I know my OP reads absolutely terribly! (Wince.)