Sure we broke the law today but how serious would it be if we had been caught?

[OrlandoBloomsBigBoabie]

DH and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately it has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came. I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy do I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.

I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.

We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers 😀

[Gardencentregroupie]

You'd be put on the sex offenders register with a conviction for outraging public decency. If you work in a notifiable occupation your employers would be notified of your arrest. You wold certainly lose your job on conviction. Plus, that's disgusting.

[YorkieDorkie]

You are both disgusting I'm afraid and would be sex offenders.

[legotits]

There are dedicated places for this.

Cinema is expensive these days, no one wants you phnerring through the film.

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

15 year olds ARE young children. Don't do it, it's not fair on anyone else who just wants to go and watch a film.

[AndShesGone]

I can't see how you'd get caught, there's no cctv in the screens itself

He could just pop his cock away and no ones going to see him kit Kat ting you

[RuskBaby]

You do realise most screen seating areas are filmed and visible from outside so even without children outside in some places they risk seeing you anyhow!

[Thurlow]

Policemen I know say they generally just give a stern talking to to people they find having sex outside on a night out, as they have more important things to do than arrest someone having a knee trembler down an alleyway at 2am on a Friday night.

But in the cinema? Yep, you're risking arrest and potentially a criminal record or worse

[ToujeoQueen]

Criminal record, name in local paper, failed DBS, lost job. Avoid the cinema.

[HandbagCrazy]

I would stop if I were you. At 12 I could get into a 15 rated film, and if I'd seen you it would have really freaked me out at that age.

If you are interested in exhibitionism there must be better ways for you to explore that is a lot lower risk than this.

[iklboo]

And I thought the floors were sticky because of spilled Fanta....

[BakeOffBiscuits]

I hope you caught and then suffer the consequences including losing your jobs. You're not fit to be looking after vunerable people.

[NoelHeadbands]

Grim.

Don't make other people play a part in your sex life unless they are aware of it.

[RayofFuckingSunshine]

Sex offenders register and you'd both deserve it.

[Brontebiscuits]

Well surely potentially being caught is part of the alleged 'thrill'. .

[TheWildRumpyPumpus]

Urge really?

Can't think of many places less appealing to get my rocks off than a popcorn strewn sticky floored cinema.

[JinkxMonsoon]

I hope you don't get fluids over the seats/armrests. Bleurgh.

[Shallishanti]

Am inclined to agree with BakeOffBiscuits.
You clearly have no sense of boundaries and lack maturity.

[SissySpacekAteMyHamster]

Weren't watching Storks yesterday were you ????

[AnnieOnAMapleLeaf]

You both deserve to get caught and charged. I understand a bit of kissing in the cinema but masturbating each other to climax is disgusting!

[msrisotto]

Ewww that's so gross! It's SO unfair to drag unsuspecting strangers into your sex fantasy. I do not want to be in the same room as you when you're doing that thank you very much. I may not be a child, but have some respect.

[SoupDragon]

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

You do realise most screen seating areas are filmed and visible from outside so even without children outside in some places they risk seeing you anyhow!

I imagine that's part of the appeal.

[Twogoats]

Meh, as long as you're not disturbing others, the staff won't even notice tbh.

[Brontebiscuits]

And thanks for sharing that you both came.

[Doyouthinktheysaurus]

You could end up with a criminal conviction and on the sex offenders register.

I'm no prude but I think that's fairly vile and IMO, the risk of getting caught must be significant. Surely anyone sat behind you, no matter how far back would have a pretty good idea what you were doing.

Plus 15 films means fuck all, I'd let my 14 year old go to a 15 and possibly my 12 year old if I thought he'd get in, but if they were exposed to adults masturbating each other I'd go straight to the police and I'd be fucking livid.