Sure we broke the law today but how serious would it be if we had been caught?

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OrlandoBloomsBigBoabie Fri 04-Nov-16 17:16:32

DH and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately it has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.

Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came. I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy do I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.

I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.

We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers 😀

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Gardencentregroupie Fri 04-Nov-16 17:19:05

You'd be put on the sex offenders register with a conviction for outraging public decency. If you work in a notifiable occupation your employers would be notified of your arrest. You wold certainly lose your job on conviction. Plus, that's disgusting.

YorkieDorkie Fri 04-Nov-16 17:20:52

You are both disgusting I'm afraid and would be sex offenders.

legotits Fri 04-Nov-16 17:21:07

There are dedicated places for this.

Cinema is expensive these days, no one wants you phnerring through the film.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 04-Nov-16 17:23:09

15 year olds ARE young children. Don't do it, it's not fair on anyone else who just wants to go and watch a film.

AndShesGone Fri 04-Nov-16 17:23:28

I can't see how you'd get caught, there's no cctv in the screens itself confused

He could just pop his cock away and no ones going to see him kit Kat ting you

RuskBaby Fri 04-Nov-16 17:24:05

You do realise most screen seating areas are filmed and visible from outside so even without children outside in some places they risk seeing you anyhow!


Thurlow Fri 04-Nov-16 17:24:56

Policemen I know say they generally just give a stern talking to to people they find having sex outside on a night out, as they have more important things to do than arrest someone having a knee trembler down an alleyway at 2am on a Friday night.

But in the cinema? Yep, you're risking arrest and potentially a criminal record or worse

ToujeoQueen Fri 04-Nov-16 17:25:06

Criminal record, name in local paper, failed DBS, lost job. Avoid the cinema.

HandbagCrazy Fri 04-Nov-16 17:25:27

I would stop if I were you. At 12 I could get into a 15 rated film, and if I'd seen you it would have really freaked me out at that age.

If you are interested in exhibitionism there must be better ways for you to explore that is a lot lower risk than this.

iklboo Fri 04-Nov-16 17:26:32

And I thought the floors were sticky because of spilled Fanta....

BakeOffBiscuits Fri 04-Nov-16 17:26:41

I hope you caught and then suffer the consequences including losing your jobs. You're not fit to be looking after vunerable people.

NoelHeadbands Fri 04-Nov-16 17:27:19


Don't make other people play a part in your sex life unless they are aware of it.

RayofFuckingSunshine Fri 04-Nov-16 17:27:44

Sex offenders register and you'd both deserve it.

Brontebiscuits Fri 04-Nov-16 17:27:46

Well surely potentially being caught is part of the alleged 'thrill'. hmm.

TheWildRumpyPumpus Fri 04-Nov-16 17:27:48

Urge really?

Can't think of many places less appealing to get my rocks off than a popcorn strewn sticky floored cinema.

JinkxMonsoon Fri 04-Nov-16 17:29:11

I hope you don't get fluids over the seats/armrests. Bleurgh.

Shallishanti Fri 04-Nov-16 17:29:56

Am inclined to agree with BakeOffBiscuits.
You clearly have no sense of boundaries and lack maturity.

SissySpacekAteMyHamster Fri 04-Nov-16 17:29:58

Weren't watching Storks yesterday were you ????

AnnieOnAMapleLeaf Fri 04-Nov-16 17:30:03

You both deserve to get caught and charged. I understand a bit of kissing in the cinema but masturbating each other to climax is disgusting! hmm

msrisotto Fri 04-Nov-16 17:30:07

Ewww that's so gross! It's SO unfair to drag unsuspecting strangers into your sex fantasy. I do not want to be in the same room as you when you're doing that thank you very much. I may not be a child, but have some respect.

SoupDragon Fri 04-Nov-16 17:30:56


DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen Fri 04-Nov-16 17:31:07

You do realise most screen seating areas are filmed and visible from outside so even without children outside in some places they risk seeing you anyhow!

I imagine that's part of the appeal.

Twogoats Fri 04-Nov-16 17:31:10

Meh, as long as you're not disturbing others, the staff won't even notice tbh.

Brontebiscuits Fri 04-Nov-16 17:31:30

And thanks for sharing that you both came.

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