Dildo names

[PassiveAgressiveQueen]

I call mine "big blue" (for any old geeks that is a pun, being fucked by ibm), even though it is purple.

Am i the only one?

[PhoneboothCF]

LI'll spunky

[NortyBut]

Bluey (small but perfect given to me by DP). Also Purpley - bleddy massive, given to me by DP as a joke but when we tried to use it was just tooooo big

[Mummyoftwo91]

Eric

[BearFeet]

The cock.

[GinAndSonic]

We have a 9inch dong called Dave, and I just named my new rabbit Holtzmann. The rest of my toys have no names.

[PanGalaticGargleBlaster]

Nebuchadnezzar II, Lord commander of the realm, defender of the galactic frontier and protector of the ancient scrolls of Ceti Alpha Seven

[Ineedmorelemonpledge]

Mr Shakey. Sadly named by my DS who found my rabbit wrapped in a towel in the wash basket after a hasty clear up .

[WearingFuckMeSocks]

I must be really dull, I haven't named any of my sex toys

[Sparklesilverglitter]

Kenneth- he's big

[DevonshireCat]

Sparkle: love the Peep Show reference!

[PassiveAgressiveQueen]

Went on holiday, NO WIFI, love the names, mr shakey and nebuchansea