Dildo names

(12 Posts)
PassiveAgressiveQueen Thu 04-Aug-16 22:32:06

I call mine "big blue" (for any old geeks that is a pun, being fucked by ibm), even though it is purple.

Am i the only one?

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PhoneboothCF Sat 06-Aug-16 20:35:32

LI'll spunky halo

NortyBut Sat 06-Aug-16 21:26:26

Bluey (small but perfect smile given to me by DP). Also Purpley - bleddy massive, given to me by DP as a joke but when we tried to use it was just tooooo big shock

Mummyoftwo91 Sat 06-Aug-16 21:28:10

Eric

BearFeet Sun 07-Aug-16 22:31:08

The cock.

GinAndSonic Sun 07-Aug-16 22:33:22

We have a 9inch dong called Dave, and I just named my new rabbit Holtzmann. The rest of my toys have no names.

PanGalaticGargleBlaster Mon 08-Aug-16 17:13:58

Nebuchadnezzar II, Lord commander of the realm, defender of the galactic frontier and protector of the ancient scrolls of Ceti Alpha Seven

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Ineedmorelemonpledge Mon 08-Aug-16 23:36:19

Mr Shakey. Sadly named by my DS who found my rabbit wrapped in a towel in the wash basket after a hasty clear up . blush

WearingFuckMeSocks Mon 08-Aug-16 23:41:35

I must be really dull, I haven't named any of my sex toys sad

Sparklesilverglitter Mon 08-Aug-16 23:46:12

Kenneth- he's big wink

DevonshireCat Sat 13-Aug-16 21:08:41

Sparkle: love the Peep Show reference!

PassiveAgressiveQueen Sat 13-Aug-16 21:19:20

Went on holiday, NO WIFI, love the names, mr shakey and nebuchansea

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