Bucket fanny or micropenis?

(20 Posts)
aircrafthangerfanny Sun 20-Dec-15 17:43:31

Arghhh help me. New man & we did the long awaited deed this weekend. I realllly like him & was reallllly looking forward to it, but when it came to it, I wondered 'Is it in?' fhmm fconfused fblush I honestly could barely feel it. SO disappointed. Now I'm left thinking either I've got a fanny like an aircraft hanger dc2 was an enormous baby Or he's realllly small fsad I did give him some oral & relaxed it was somewhere between my little & ring finger fblush but I hoped it would rise to the occasion. Do you think it's 'first time with a new woman nerves?' If it is then hopefully we can work around this. If not, I'm very disappointed because he's so nice in all other ways. Of course the other possibility is that my fanny's the size of an aircraft hanger & he can't touch the sides! fsad even his fingers weren't quite enough for me Why do I never meet the men with dongs hung like draught excluders? Ohhhh, what can I do?

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aircrafthangerfanny Sun 20-Dec-15 17:44:09

we tried EVERY position

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Gliblet Sun 20-Dec-15 17:49:36

It does sound on the small side. Perhaps given some time to try different positions and different things (ie other than penetration) you could have a good sex life regardless though? At the risk of sounding smug/ungrateful DH is quote well hung but also skilled in other ways and tbh I could mostly take or leave PIV without feeling like I'm missing out...

Sallyingforth Sun 20-Dec-15 17:52:11

Well there are two relevant sayings:

Size isn't everything

Practice makes perfect

so do keep trying!

RealityCheque Sun 20-Dec-15 19:43:42

Did you have your eyes closed?

What size did it LOOK?

ginorwine Sun 20-Dec-15 21:48:10

Get him to do what I think is the c a t position coaital alignment ? Ie he lifts himself a bit higher and there will be pressure between you so that size won't matter as it will rub .

southeastastra Sun 20-Dec-15 21:49:39

jeez has mn come to this

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KinkyAfro Sun 20-Dec-15 21:58:23

Come to what southeastastra? This is the sex board, if you don't like it don't read it

southeastastra Sun 20-Dec-15 21:59:47

the op is hardly written to be read by anyone but an idiot

southeastastra Sun 20-Dec-15 22:00:47

jeez at least write to be read by a person that doesn't rely on twatty emoticons

timelytess Sun 20-Dec-15 22:01:49

and...squeeze.

VoldysGoneMouldy Sun 20-Dec-15 22:03:01

You gave him oral... Did you not look at it?!

LaurieFairyCake Sun 20-Dec-15 22:03:36

If it's only a tiny bit bigger than your smallest finger then yes, it's very very small.

Unless it's 10 inches circumference - you'd definitely feel that.

If you like him you will just have to do other things.

I went out with a man with a very small penis and it didn't bother me as we had great fun doing other things.

SpecialistSnowflake Sun 20-Dec-15 22:22:41

Well, you just described the size in your OP. Smaller than a ring finger is small.

But you can do other things... I've never orgasmed through sex anyway!

ClityClityBangBang Sun 20-Dec-15 22:32:01

If you really like him then size won't matter,foreplay is the way forwardwink

wishingchair Mon 21-Dec-15 06:41:32

I've been with a man with a small penis - bigger than little finger though - maybe 4-5 x 1 inch. Anyway, couldn't really feel him inside me (and have same concerns over bucket fanny) but due to where he positioned himself (on top, lying heavily on me) it was pretty awesome sex.

BartholinsSister Mon 21-Dec-15 09:19:47

Sounds bigger than a micropenis, they're pretty much acorn size.

evrybuddy Tue 22-Dec-15 12:02:42

"I did give him some oral & relaxed it was somewhere between my little & ring finger"

If 'relaxed' means soft then, based on my ring finger, is that about 3 inches soft?

BartholinsSister Tue 22-Dec-15 14:15:26

Unless she meant the thickness.

justonesherryformedicinalpurpo Wed 23-Dec-15 13:41:19

Sorry southeast just trying to understand why you have commented just to criticise? Utterly pointless and unkind.

As others have said OP, don't just rely on PIV. Go crazy with foreplay and once you get closer you can experiment with toys? DP and I have used a couple of cock rings before and they weren't amazing, although they were cheap, so perhaps going forward you could invest in a good one and that way you can both enjoy sex.

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