Karma Sutra Advent Calendar

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Joycey29 Sat 05-Dec-15 08:25:48

Just thought I'd spice up this month and have a bit of fun.

So who is up for a Karma Sutra Advent Calendar style thing

I know it's the fifth already but I was thinking that the first four might be easily covered by missionary, doggy, on top, shower ..

So I 'm contributing the 5th - The Fold!

Feel free to add your favourites to get us all to Christmas Eve! grin

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JAPAB Sat 05-Dec-15 14:54:00

Just a thought, but the first couple could have been the bases.

HelenaDove Sun 06-Dec-15 02:25:14

That reminds me of More magazines position of the fortnight back in the 90s.

DadWasHere Sun 06-Dec-15 04:08:25

Bend like a reed in the wind little brother, bend or be broken.

Joycey29 Sun 06-Dec-15 09:39:35

Forgot about More - that was so funny

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DadWasHere Sun 06-Dec-15 11:36:43

Haha, yea, as funny as the clueless guy who squeezes your boobs too hard and thinks the wince of pain on your face is ecstasy, but with the added excitement of a potential midnight dash to the hospital. Much of the complex Kama Sutra stuff works only with men on the shorter side.

cdtaylornats Sun 06-Dec-15 22:22:58

The Kama Sutra is great until you get to the point of sourcing a bath full of mares milk.

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DadWasHere Mon 07-Dec-15 02:05:43

Mares Milk sounds hard but on the plus side if you complete 50% of the manoeuvres you may well qualify for an advanced education certificate in break dancing.

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