After a twenty year relationship

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Flashingflozziw Mon 22-Jun-15 17:35:11

New partner likes to slap his dick on my face, I m not offended by it but am startin to think it's a bit weird, I got to the age of 40 without ever giving A blow job, so is it just me?

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Flashingflozziw Mon 22-Jun-15 17:52:18

Plus he struggles to get an erection, think I ve answered my own question

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tethersend Mon 22-Jun-15 17:53:17

Shortest thread ever grin

StaircaseAtTheUniversity Mon 22-Jun-15 17:58:45

I slept with someone who was into this. Porn addict, emotionally stunted and general head case. I'm not saying that anyone who does this will be those things but it doesn't bode brilliantly.

Flashingflozziw Mon 22-Jun-15 18:05:31

No I think I wouldn't have posted, if I thought it was normal, just find it all soo difficult and feel old , Maybe time on my own is called for

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Branleuse Mon 22-Jun-15 18:06:10

can you slap your fanjo against his cheek?

AnyFucker Mon 22-Jun-15 18:20:40

if you don't like it, tell him to stop

and how new is new?

slapping your partner about the face with a cock is pretty presumptuous without an explicit invitation, IMO

and the absence of offence is not the same as enjoying it

only do what you enjoy


AnyFucker Mon 22-Jun-15 18:22:06

I would imagine he is somewhat of a pornhound too

reliance on porn moves and a flaccid willy ?

there are the hills, get your trainers on

Flashingflozziw Mon 22-Jun-15 19:37:32

Thanks AnyF and Branl , yeah. Been seeing him bout four months but he's only started doing it last couple of weeks, oh well to being single I think

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dominogocatgo Mon 22-Jun-15 19:45:43

Does that not hurt him as much as you ? (or is that the idea ?) confused

Nevergoingtolearn Mon 22-Jun-15 19:53:30

Just tell him that you don't like it.

I went out with a man ( a long time ago ) who had watched a lot of porn, every time I slept with him it was trying to act out a porn movie, it was not enjoyable at all and once he actually caused me to bleed. I ran for the hills grin.

AnyFucker Mon 22-Jun-15 19:59:50

did he ask first, like a true gent would ?

pocketsaviour Mon 22-Jun-15 20:14:57

My last partner did that a few times when we were first together.

Then one day he said "You know what, I have no idea why they do that on porn movies because it feels rubbish" and never did it again grin

I didn't mind it. My H used to wallop his cock against my vulva a few times before penetration, I had no idea what that was about but he seemed to enjoy it and it didn't bother me.

UnsolvedMystery Mon 22-Jun-15 22:24:12

If he's a good bloke, I'd ask him why he does it. What does he get out of it? If he's not, move on!

Flashingflozziw Mon 22-Jun-15 22:48:14

I think it's time to call it a day as dont think he has any respect for me sad

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missqwerty Tue 23-Jun-15 12:29:35

Ewwwww. That's grose.

MassaAttack Wed 24-Jun-15 08:53:37

Maybe he thinks women enjoy it, if they appear to in porn confused

fwiw I was never really into blow jobs until I met my current (newer than yours) chap, and now I love it (caveat being that the novelty might wear off although I hope not). He doesn't expect it, and is hugely appreciative - I think that's the key. I'm in my 40s.

paxtecum Thu 25-Jun-15 20:57:25

These sex threads are very entertaining.

JohnFarleysRuskin Thu 25-Jun-15 21:02:21

I thought I was a woman of the world!
Slap him back op- or say 'what are you trying to do?'

Aloneandtrying Wed 01-Jul-15 19:53:37

Haha yes say what are you trying to do!

penguinplease Wed 01-Jul-15 19:57:18

Or catch it in your mouth and bite it. He won't do it again then

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