What do you consider to be vanilla?

(138 Posts)
quirkycutekitch Tue 16-Jun-15 18:14:09

And what's the next step up from vanilla & has it got a name?

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pocketsaviour Tue 16-Jun-15 19:25:33

Next step: "a bit kinky"
Next step: "kinky"
Next step: "really kinky"
Next step: "lifestyle fetishist"

I think everyone's line is different, but to me vanilla would be
PIV sex, any position
Anal sex
Oral sex
Mutual masturbation
Talking dirty/sexting/etc

I'd probably put myself in the "a bit kinky" category, with things like
Rimming
Using toys together
Threesomes
Pegging
Light spanking
Facials

Orangeanddemons Tue 16-Jun-15 20:24:26

What's a facial?

NiceAcorns Tue 16-Jun-15 20:26:20

What's pegging?

MyGastIsFlabbered Tue 16-Jun-15 20:26:59

Anal definitely isn't in the vanilla category for me but I'm definitely a bit of a prude.

crispandfruity Tue 16-Jun-15 20:28:06

What the hell is REALLY kinky?!!

Orangeanddemons Tue 16-Jun-15 20:31:14

I don't think anal is vanilla either

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Waitingfordolly Tue 16-Jun-15 20:32:24

I'm not a prude and I don't know where I'd be on the kinky scale but I wouldn't say anal is vanilla either though maybe there is a difference according to age on that one.

lilacblossomtime Tue 16-Jun-15 20:32:52

Raspberry ripple?

CatsAreLikeChocolates Tue 16-Jun-15 20:33:00

<fails to resist the temptation to make a cheap gag and describe anal as chocolate chip>

wink

Sorry, as you were.

HermioneWeasley Tue 16-Jun-15 20:36:06

Vanilla = missionary position in the dark

Anything else = pervert

Joking grin

Just marking my place.

beavington Tue 16-Jun-15 20:37:15

Fucking hell rimming is a 'bit kinky'?? Im vanilla to the extreme in that case, i dont want to lick anyones arsehole

VixxFace Tue 16-Jun-15 20:37:33

anal is not vanilla!

To me vanilla is basic sex, no toys no games.

VixxFace Tue 16-Jun-15 20:37:52

What pegging?

HermioneWeasley Tue 16-Jun-15 20:39:46

Pegging is shagging your male partner in the arse with a sex toy.

Orangeanddemons Tue 16-Jun-15 20:41:59

What's a facial though?

ShatnersBassoon Tue 16-Jun-15 20:42:06

I think the first response is unlikely to tally with the majority's idea of mundane sex confused

missqwerty Tue 16-Jun-15 20:42:36

Vanilla is just a stupid word for normal sex. To me that's missionary and bit boring

beavington Tue 16-Jun-15 20:43:41

I thought facial was cumming on the others face? Could be wrong?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Tue 16-Jun-15 20:44:16

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken. grin

Kundry Tue 16-Jun-15 20:44:31

WTF is really kinky if anal is vanilla?

Vanilla is missionary, lights on if you are feeling daring

Anything else = kinky

LuisSuarezTeeth Tue 16-Jun-15 20:45:30

Cinnamon probably.
Then Cumin
Oh wait^
grin

hospitalworry Tue 16-Jun-15 20:46:38

I'm very vanilla
It would not include anal

Janethegirl Tue 16-Jun-15 20:53:18

Didn't think I was particularly vanilla, but I don't do anal. Quite happy with sex toys but def not pegging. I'd say vanilla was missionary position in the dark though.

Thanks Hermione for the definition.

Koalafications Tue 16-Jun-15 20:58:39

I would have thought vanilla was PIV sex.

I wouldn't describe toys, anal etc as being 'vanilla'

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