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DH's ' sexting' made me chuckle

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stranger111 Tue 19-Nov-13 12:15:18

Firstly NC for this, pombears, sweetcorn rivers, centre parks oxo tower fun etc.

DH has been away with work for a few weeks now , signal isn't fantasic in the remote area they are in so without going into TMI blush I received one text from DH that said on the subject of a blowjob he can't wait for me to taste him again. TMI ? I know grin

I just burst out laughing , bless his socks does he not notice the stick it past your taste bud methods or the massive swig of wine taken afterwards hmm. Don't get me wrong it's not like he lives of a diet of beer and garlic, but I don't like the taste... who does ?

Men huh wink

This is light-hearted by the way.

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Back2Two Tue 19-Nov-13 12:18:59

My dh's tastes like this biscuit

Tiredemma Tue 19-Nov-13 12:19:32

I dont know what DP tastes like.

Much to his dismay.

normalishdude Tue 19-Nov-13 12:20:57

It's alright I guess? I would put it above cauliflower cheese but not toast and marmite.

tracypenisbeaker Tue 19-Nov-13 12:21:41

Pineapple juice is the answer...

So I've heard.

Lweji Tue 19-Nov-13 12:23:13

I only actually tasted exH's once. It was not bad.

stranger111 Tue 19-Nov-13 12:24:18

Ill send one back how sexy it would be to watch him drink a pint of pineapple juice a week before the event grin

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NoArmaniNoPunani Tue 19-Nov-13 12:25:27

My DH tastes alright. I'd be very hurt if he thought I tasted rank

stranger111 Tue 19-Nov-13 12:27:20

Don't get me wrong he tastes alright I have never liked the taste with ex bf's. Enjoy the act but not overally the taste, that's just me I suppose !

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HippyTea Tue 19-Nov-13 12:40:41

No stranger, it's not just you! Making myself sound like a complete strumpet here but some men's spunk might taste bearable, but I can't say any have ever tasted nice!

stranger111 Tue 19-Nov-13 12:48:57

Hippy you put into words what was swimming about in my head. It's bearable but not something i'd chose to have for an afternoon snack grin

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HippyTea Tue 19-Nov-13 13:12:12

Hahah grin Indeed. You tell your partner you can't wait to taste him in the spirit of things not because you'd clamber over the cake for it.

BelaLugosisShed Tue 19-Nov-13 13:26:39

Perhaps it should be rated like wine?
"Like warm salty porridge,it slips down nicely with a slightly bleachy aftertaste, notes of juniper and cumin" grin

Xenadog Tue 19-Nov-13 13:29:54

I had an ex who had been eating a LOAD of mints for a few days because he'd been working on setting up a conference and they were freebies. Anyway suffice to say what he, ahem, produced was much more palatable than usual!

Secondopinions Tue 19-Nov-13 13:40:40

"Notes of juniper" ARF! grin If only!

ZombieMojaveWonderer Tue 19-Nov-13 13:46:30

I think it tastes bleugh but I love doing it and I have a way of doing it but not actually getting any in my mouth and my husband prefers it when I do this anyway. Plus he won't kiss me after if I have just swallowed so all's fair and all that wink

stranger111 Tue 19-Nov-13 14:41:41

Bela you have had me in a fits of giggles that's brilliant sounds like something of the Marks and Sparks adverts. My OH must just be a grotty so and so Zombie, he isn't bothered about kissing me afterwards

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BlinkeyBlimey Tue 19-Nov-13 15:18:52

'notes of juniper and cumin" grin.

No, not just you!

BlinkeyBlimey Tue 19-Nov-13 15:19:36

Didn't realise you could influence the taste though. Does chocolate work though? Quite fancy a nice frothy chocolate drink gag

Arcadian Tue 19-Nov-13 15:20:16

I actually quite like the taste!

For those who don't - flavoured lube can be life changing.

Andy1964 Tue 19-Nov-13 17:59:38

Awww, your horrible OP. Dont giggle at him, join in.
A bit of sexting between consenting couples is a fun way of setting the scene and winding eachother up for some hot steamy fun.

Can't comment on taste, obviously lol

Joysmum Tue 19-Nov-13 18:00:49

I like the connotations with the taste but without relating it to my love of sex it's not the nicest taste in the world. Let's face it, it would not be a popular flavour of crisps even if you named it something else scrummy sounding that didn't give a clue to what it actually tasted of.

TimidLivid Tue 19-Nov-13 18:11:39

Joysmum that's funny cock n chives flavour crisps cock and vinegar crisps anyone?

iklFaceOfBooe Tue 19-Nov-13 18:17:06

I think the German for garlic butter is 'knoblauchbutter'. Just sayin'.

DownstairsMixUp Tue 19-Nov-13 18:19:59

My dp's doesn't taste of anything (unless he has onion or garlic weirdly) But it's the texture i hate of it. All slimey and gross urghh.

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